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If Thanksgiving Had A Comic Book…

 
 
You may think you know the real story of Thanksgiving, but we’re here to tell you: everything you know….is a lie.  Behold, the real tale of how Thanksgiving came to be.  One things for certain: Christopher Columbus was pretty badass. 
 
 

 
 

12 Responses to "If Thanksgiving Had A Comic Book…"

  1. justin says:
    Aw, thanks mom.  Tell dad he’s an asshole.
  2. Woodpecker says:

    Really. You have issues with the Pilgrims and Columbus. The Alien Turkeys are cool though? I don’t think you “get it”.

  3. pa'cojerte says:

    yeah thats kinda the whole point of it being historically inaccurate you fucking retard… goddamn…… and tell your mom she better have my pies cooked when i get there are i am gonna slap the shit out of her again… the last time she had the shit slapped out of her it turned into you…

  4. Jesus H Christ says:

    you guys are weird

  5. Your Mom says:

    you guys are awesome

  6. Jay T. says:

    That was so random it was a thing of beauty…

  7. coco7wewe says:

    you people have the best applied photoshop skills… seriously… the columbus image is simply flawless… NICE

  8. Dom says:

    Justin, I don’t know why but that reply had me bustin out laughin.

  9. Fat Indian says:

    It is amazing what the don’t teach you in school these days. The more you know….

    http://thingsfatpeoplehate.wordpress.com/2008/11/25/native-american-thanksgiving/

  10. Huh? says:

    Whoever made this is fucking retarded and has zero sense of history and Thanksgiving. This doesn’t even make sense….Fucking Pilgrims in 1492? Columbus and Thanksgiving?

    Douchebag….

  11. Anonymous says:

    This is creative art, for someone to be like god your facts are no correct, you fuck yourself dude, seriously why are you bitching about someone being funny. Johnny America is all upset because this comic is a mockery.
    I think it was well put together and gave me a smile this morning. Thanks for the comic.

  12. Anonymous says:

    I agree that this is moronic. It would have been equally entertaining/ridiculous if it were set in 1620, when the real Thanksgiving occured after the pilgrims sailed over on the MAYFLOWER. Probably would have been better because the author surely could have made a “plymouth rock landed on US” sorta joke…what a dolt though, sheesh.


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