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If The United States Was Run By 6-Year-Olds

As adults, we’ve pretty much screwed up a bunch of stuff.  So we thought it might be interesting to see what life would be like if we put the United States in the tiny hands of a bunch of 6-year-olds.

14 Responses to "If The United States Was Run By 6-Year-Olds"

  1. ouiji-sama says:

    I live there too, and it is. xD

  2. smimz says:

    One McWasabi puffs buger please.

    Good call on the Rupee comment thejew

  3. methsmoker says:


  4. ENG says:

    What the Hell makes a Rupee more attractive for six year olds? Do they look like they were made in a 1st grade art session?

    Oh, WAIT!! Rupees are money from the ZELDA games! I’ll bet they copied and imported the Hyrulian Rupee coin designs into real life! =)

  5. Jessica says:


    I live there.

    And it is. ;D

  6. Brendan says:

    Wow, I like this blog a lot but this shit is just fucking outrageous. Reading this was like lobotomizing myself threw my own asshole.

    …Its almost angering.

  7. Angel says:

    What if vegas were run by 6 yr olds?

  8. boogie says:

    heh, the shell candy is classic :D

  9. Brendan's a knob says:

    Hey Brendan,

    You spell like a 6 year old. So where exactly did you throw your asshole?

  10. 8039 says:

    The dentist one made me lol

  11. thejew says:

    If the United States Was Run By 6 Year Olds…..

    ….Our McDonalds would accept Indian Rupees as currency? Wait, What?

  12. Frida says:

    I thought the United States had been run by a six year-old for the last eight years – you had to know people were thinking it!

  13. chvnx says:


    Are you suggesting that George W. Bush was -1 years old when he was elected?

  14. jacob says:

    chvnx, Well he is smart as a fetus