If There’s Not An Exit, Make Your Own

posted 08/29/2008
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We’ve all contemplated doing this at some point, because traffic sucks. But we’ve all contemplated doing a lot of dumb shit that we never do because we’re not stupid. I think my favorite part of this is the outraged traffic reporter. 99.9 percent of the time, the only things traffic reporters get to do are make really forced segues like “and speaking of our troops being backed up in Iraq, The 5 is all backed up past the 710.”

Tags: 2008-08, Blog entry, idiot, traffic

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8 Responses to "If There’s Not An Exit, Make Your Own"

Pratik says:

August 29, 2008 at 6:58 pm

He didn’t even make his own exit. He just drove around aimlessly in the opposite direction of traffic.
Anonymous says:

August 29, 2008 at 10:10 pm

Probably a woman.
Cosmin says:

August 29, 2008 at 10:10 pm

Probably a woman.
ela says:

August 31, 2008 at 9:17 am

great…. i grew up in the city next to northbrook. his move was SO not ‘nortshorian’ must have been a construction worker from the south side.
Anonymous says:

September 1, 2008 at 1:17 pm

rocket surgeon? who’s dumber, the driver of the announcer?
Eric says:

September 1, 2008 at 2:13 pm

Hey I made it on TV!
KG says:

September 1, 2008 at 5:28 pm

Dumbass confused “Brain Surgeon” and “Rocket Scientist” what a dislexic chode. No wonder he flies around in a helicopter filming people driving to real jobs. The person in the car was probably his Medical and food stamp receiving mother driving to bring the reporter his lunch in a brown bag.
The Redneck says:

September 10, 2008 at 10:26 pm

I’d venture a guess that “Rocket Surgeon” is meant to be an insult, not a mistaken sarcastic compliment.

And why so defensive, KG? Was that somebody related to you he was insulting?

If There’s Not An Exit, Make Your Own

8 Responses to "If There’s Not An Exit, Make Your Own"

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