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If Tom Brady Had A Comic Book….

It’s that time of the week again, our installment of our “If They Had A Comic Book…” series. This week it got a little epic. It’s 3 whole pages. With football season fast approaching, we decided to ponder what it might look like if Tom Brady got a comic book. Enjoy.

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28 Responses to "If Tom Brady Had A Comic Book…."

  1. JW says:

    Slightly above average throwing arm. lol

  2. JustJoe says:

    visiting from ksk, can not wait to read more of your site, this is truly CLASSIC…interweb humor at its finest.

    @mark and ed you are fags. get molested. you are just angry that you can’t felate brady too.

  3. BS from AZ says:

    LOL!!

    It’s funny… because the Cardinals suck.

  4. T dog says:

    Yeah, its too bad that he LOST!
    screw the PATS!!!

  5. Dom says:

    Mark and Ed must have no athletic ability or appreciation for it. Man-Love humor? Yeah, hence the having sex with models.

  6. Lucian says:

    Best comic yet with the best line… “Slightly above average throwing arm.”

  7. Sean says:

    Mark, you’re just mad that that people don’t watch you roll around on the ground…but that’s because instead of showcasing athletic ability you’re just taking up the butt.

  8. Sean says:

    From Ed.

  9. Gisele says:

    Why am I not the zombie model?
    Now I must pout. And go blow Tom.

    Again.

  10. TucsonNative says:

    Describing Tucson as ‘hell’ is quite the understatement.

  11. PhiLLy in DaLLaS says:

    Funniest thing I’ve read all week!!! Good work

  12. Frank says:

    like what Mark, getting tagged teamed by a handful of gay guys? I bet you read Harry Potter and call Quiddich a real sport.

  13. Pratik says:

    This is kind of scary, seeing as how it’s so accurate.

  14. Edwordrules says:

    LOL, thats funny.
    Matt Leinart is the SHIT!!! He’ll get his game together, then look out!

  15. nana says:

    t-dog, screw you and yo ugly-ass mom

  16. seo says:

    he he good stuff! We want more!

  17. Ted Sorenson says:

    Hey Mark:

    What do you do on Sundays? Well, besides high-fiving yourself for witty elitist comments like the zinger you just threw in our direction?

    I suppose you have to understand physical activity to understand the word “threw.”

  18. DLL says:

    ‘Slightly above average’ lol

    Seriously, Brady’s arm strength is highly underrated. Those bombs to Moss are epic.

  19. Luke says:

    Captain Poontang is greatest!

  20. Dom says:

    That was awesome.

  21. E! says:

    If I had any idea how to digg shit. I would!
    This site is just too fuckin funny:D

  22. The Mitchell says:

    Brilliant

  23. samzabar says:

    this is great.

    @ E! just go to http://www.digg.com and then make a profile then find it on digg and hit digg it

  24. Mark Mattington says:

    I dont get it.

    Is this some kinda man-love humor?

    I guess you need to be a NFL fan to understand this.

    I’ve got better things to do on my Sunday than put my favorite man-heros costume on and spend four hours watching grown men roll around on the ground.

  25. Ed says:

    LOL Mark

    WELL SAID!!

    I thought only kids watched teh NFL, apparently grown men now make nfl-heni !!

  26. RawRaw says:

    Bravo!!

  27. dcv says:

    huh this was actually v. funny

    good work internet

  28. Jimmy says:

    Wow, I guess mark would rather attend church and gawk at the alter boys while the real men watch sports


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