State flags are outdated. Originally, state flags were supposed to embody the history and ideals of the state they represented, but I have no idea what a cow sitting under a tree has to do with Vermont, or how a chick standing on top of a dude represents Virginia in any way. Our state flags need a massive overhaul. Here are 50 State Flags that more accurately and honestly represent the history and ideals of the states they fly above:
Wow, how surprising is it that most of the flags of the southern states are some form of inbreeding, racist drivel. Good for you, Holy Taco for having a totally creative sense of humor. What a bunch of jerk offs.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
October 14th, 2009 at 03:05 pm
Eye Yiye Yiye wut about us?
October 23rd, 2009 at 05:24 am
You are not a state Puerto Rico!
October 14th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
jesus christ...typical West Virginia joke...
October 17th, 2009 at 09:17 pm
They should have made a joke about some West Virginians being stuck in a mine shaft redneck incest is too general.
November 5th, 2009 at 02:49 pm
LoL. its true. west virginia is full of incest rednecks. in certain areas they all have the same last name.
October 15th, 2009 at 06:46 am
Uncle Daddy likes our flag!
October 15th, 2009 at 01:05 pm
LOL, VIRGINIA has the best flag
October 15th, 2009 at 04:37 pm
hawaii wins, west virginia runner up.
well played
October 15th, 2009 at 06:27 pm
puerto rico isn't a state, genius.
October 16th, 2009 at 07:27 pm
Loving that Illinois flag! And Louisiana comes seconds
October 21st, 2009 at 11:15 pm
F**K the guy from Illinois
November 5th, 2009 at 05:02 am
If you gave a bear a cigar the Animal Rights groups would be all over you.
October 23rd, 2009 at 06:21 pm
F**k the guy who said F**K the guy from Illinois.
Michael Jordan and Dick Butkus should also be on our flag though.
October 26th, 2009 at 01:39 pm
also walter payton wrestling a bear while smoking a cigar
October 27th, 2009 at 10:43 am
I'm looking at the time signatures and actually believe it may be different people making the Illinois comments.
Teamwork High Five!
October 27th, 2009 at 11:46 am
Yeah. It's different people.
November 3rd, 2009 at 02:59 pm
Da Bearsss
October 24th, 2009 at 01:53 pm
Great, whoever thought this up is a genius I cant type laughing to hard.
October 27th, 2009 at 06:59 pm
Our titty chick owns. Stepping on a dude she stabbed while showing some nip? Awesome.
October 31st, 2009 at 09:53 pm
California is for SALE??!! I thought we were in foreclosure! LOL
November 3rd, 2009 at 01:51 pm
Wow, how surprising is it that most of the flags of the southern states are some form of inbreeding, racist drivel. Good for you, Holy Taco for having a totally creative sense of humor. What a bunch of jerk offs.
November 15th, 2009 at 06:16 pm
I thought it was hilarious
November 3rd, 2009 at 03:01 pm
I like everybody! As long as they're from Texas!! **BANG BANG** YEEEEE HAAAAWWWWW!!!! (Rides away on horseback)
November 5th, 2009 at 06:52 am
u gotta love South Carolinas' flag
November 5th, 2009 at 09:26 am
I would like disagree with that, but their is a large cross-section of butt-pirates in the bluegrass state.
November 6th, 2009 at 05:36 pm
Washington state isn't only known for Seattle's rain, we also run a string of world famous farm animal bordellos.
Why not a flag that reads "Seattle Area Man Dies After Being Fucked To Death By Horse" or "Old Mac Daddy Had A Farm ee aye ee aye oh"
November 9th, 2009 at 09:20 pm
Only North Jersey smells like shit! I mean crap, all of them! haha
November 9th, 2009 at 09:21 pm
...but not all of the state I meant, doh!
November 10th, 2009 at 06:51 am
There weren't any better Ohio jokes on the board? How disappointing.
November 15th, 2009 at 06:18 pm
Ohio...sorry it takes so long to drive through.
November 11th, 2009 at 09:07 pm
hilarious. Texas rocks, and if you're not from here you damn sure wish you were.
November 18th, 2009 at 08:43 pm
F*CK TEXAS!!!!!!!!! Takes way too long to drive through to get somewhere worth a shit! Flat and boring!!!!!
November 15th, 2009 at 10:44 am
If it weren't raining right now in Seattle I would complain more about the over-generalization on Washington's flag.
November 15th, 2009 at 05:18 pm
They messed up Maine's flag. We really are only known for lobsters but we have a ton of hicks up here. we should have got new hampshire's flag
November 18th, 2009 at 09:14 am
Florida should read 'Heaven's waiting room' Where all the old fucks from up north come to die
November 18th, 2009 at 08:40 pm
I'm supprised you didn't totaly bomb Mississippi this time. Hell, everyone else does.
November 18th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
Pahk Yah Cah Somewhere else faggot.
I was thinking Ma would've been a little more either Homosexual orientated or being an Asshole.
November 19th, 2009 at 04:43 pm
lol this is pretty dang good i like the for sale cali one
http://www.thepadrino.com
November 19th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
Lots of these flags are lame, but the lamest:
Indiana, Iowa, Nebraska
South Dakota, North Dakota (unless that is all they talk about is 'hating' each other, in which case... ok. I've never been there.)
Maybe even New Mexico (I didn't get it.)
Hey Virginia, I think Louisiana out-titties your lame chest!
November 21st, 2009 at 12:22 am
The brown thing is because we are a flipping desert and nothing but sand...or for all the mexicans.
November 20th, 2009 at 05:22 pm
yay my states flag has bewbs
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