The Holy Taco Boxed Chocolates Guide
How to Make a McGriddle at Home
How to Write a Black Eyed Peas Song
25 Leaked Celebrity Cell Phone Pics
7 Avengers Too Lame for the Movie
Female Murderers You’d Probably Go Home With
The Holy Taco Boxed Chocolates Guide
How to Make a McGriddle at Home
How to Write a Black Eyed Peas Song
25 Leaked Celebrity Cell Phone Pics
7 Avengers Too Lame for the Movie
Female Murderers You’d Probably Go Home With
It rains, pours, drizzles, spits and mists in the PNW, even in the summer, generalization is fine with me. Though, shouldn’t it have had a big a$$ Starbucks cup on it or something? Microsoft symbol maybe?
we sure as hell are
i agree w bigdick… that’s what cali has to offer lol
Great, whoever thought this up is a genius I cant type laughing to hard.
Our titty chick owns. Stepping on a dude she stabbed while showing some nip? Awesome.
California is for SALE??!! I thought we were in foreclosure! LOL
Wow, how surprising is it that most of the flags of the southern states are some form of inbreeding, racist drivel. Good for you, Holy Taco for having a totally creative sense of humor. What a bunch of jerk offs.
I like everybody! As long as they’re from Texas!! **BANG BANG** YEEEEE HAAAAWWWWW!!!! (Rides away on horseback)
u gotta love South Carolinas’ flag
I would like disagree with that, but their is a large cross-section of butt-pirates in the bluegrass state.
Washington state isn’t only known for Seattle’s rain, we also run a string of world famous farm animal bordellos.
Why not a flag that reads “Seattle Area Man Dies After Being Fucked To Death By Horse” or “Old Mac Daddy Had A Farm ee aye ee aye oh”
Only North Jersey smells like shit! I mean crap, all of them! haha
…but not all of the state I meant, doh!
There weren’t any better Ohio jokes on the board? How disappointing.
hilarious. Texas rocks, and if you’re not from here you damn sure wish you were.
If it weren’t raining right now in Seattle I would complain more about the over-generalization on Washington’s flag.
They messed up Maine’s flag. We really are only known for lobsters but we have a ton of hicks up here. we should have got new hampshire’s flag
I thought it was hilarious
Ohio…sorry it takes so long to drive through.
Florida should read ‘Heaven’s waiting room’ Where all the old fucks from up north come to die
I’m supprised you didn’t totaly bomb Mississippi this time. Hell, everyone else does.
F*CK TEXAS!!!!!!!!! Takes way too long to drive through to get somewhere worth a shit! Flat and boring!!!!!
Pahk Yah Cah Somewhere else faggot.
I was thinking Ma would’ve been a little more either Homosexual orientated or being an Asshole.
lol this is pretty dang good i like the for sale cali one
http://www.thepadrino.com
Lots of these flags are lame, but the lamest:
Indiana, Iowa, Nebraska
South Dakota, North Dakota (unless that is all they talk about is ‘hating’ each other, in which case… ok. I’ve never been there.)
Maybe even New Mexico (I didn’t get it.)
Hey Virginia, I think Louisiana out-titties your lame chest!
yay my states flag has bewbs
The brown thing is because we are a flipping desert and nothing but sand…or for all the mexicans.
yeah pretty much summed up georgia because if you come you will enjoy georgia with an ice cold coke in your hand
hey now! Maryland has more than just crab cakes! We have…um…shit, we really don’t have anything, do we?
what happened to the first set of comments on this?? god fucking damn you fucking holy taco pussy-ass faggots.
That green stuff on the bottom is Kudzu vine, really delicious. The Flag is only one of the Confederate Battle Flags the KKK, Nazis and Skin Heads f*cked up for us loyal Rebels.
No, Maryland has the icy bridge in Wilmington, no, that’s Delaware, my bad, so Delaware’s flag sucks and I forget what it looks like.
Why people so set to defend Illinois… just take a joke and get over it instead of having your whole family and neighbors post, it’s just sad
My favorite was Texas tho haha, cuz it’s so freakin’ true.
Being from the south. The Southern flags are right on. The Kentucky flag should’ve had some guy banging a horse…
I lived in Texas for two miserable years. What an awful, butt-ugly state. Do I wish I were still there? God no! I was so glad to get the hell out.
The thing is, Virginia’s flag really does feature a partially exposed woman. And is the only one that does. (You do realize that’s not Louisiana’s actual flag… right?)
i went to houston during the summer. i wanted to f***ing kill myself. its humid and i couldn’t breathe and the people there are soooooooooooooooooo tacky. i was ecstatic when i came home to california. CA shits on any other state…two times.
There’s not that many old people here… I like the flacid penis anyway.
people that use the phrase butt-pirate are most likely that… I’d prefer to call you an anal fissure.
Texas rules. Everyone else: Fuck y’all.
New Mexico should have said: Please stop asking our citizens if they needed a passport when they visit other states.
You could also go with: New Mexico: it’s mexico version 2.0! Most of the bugs are fixed! It’s still kinda like mexico, though.
I didn’t like California’s…should have been a tie-dye flag with a peace sign – and in each ‘section’ portray what Cali really offers – Marijuana, Gays, Fake Tits, and Wildfires (haha!)
UNCLE TED!, man, you made it. Montana’s never been so proud *snif*
or “anal avenger.” thats always a good one
a guy in south carolina just got caught for doing that….again…the owner almost shot him. Just outside Myrtle Beach too!
But when they die you can get great deals from the estate sales!
Or our high suicide / death rate amongst celebrities! Or our famous serial killers! It barely even rains here… just overcast all the time. all the time. Maybe thats why Kobain off’d himself.
On second thought, rain flag is fine…
FUCK YOU
The Georgia flag wasn’t redneck related, and it was pretty good. We’re really only known for our airport, Coke, and Atlanta.
I believe it is Cobain, Kurt Cobain. not Kobain. I’d have to agree with the idea of serial killers on the Washington flag, Because i believe the idea for the flags was supposed to be an over generalized, somewhere between funny and mocking, stereotype that is supposed to make you go “oooooh! that’s f%^ked up!” but laugh at the same time…rain is just not funny, its a fact.
45 million for rights to cali.
Call 1-800-CALIBABY
Yeah you heard me. Go fuck your self
O.k….How’s this? Q: Why do the trees in West Virginia sway north? A: ‘Cause Ohio sucks so hard!
I beg to differ…I lived in Houston, Dallas, & Arlington Texas, and my experiences were that unless one truly enjoys scenic views of ONLY sand,concrete, “which is mixed partly of sand” glass ” which is made entirely of sand ” & being forced to travel to lame ass malls to view anything resembling a tree, within the entire state, I’d recommend a visit to the great state of West Virginia! Scenic beauty, peaceful living, clean air, pure water, & besides…we hardly ever bang our cousins anymore..lol! ” They all moved to Texas to work at a sand/glass factory that layed them off to hire illegal Mexican workers…Yeah…Texas is the shit..the shit on Americas shoe..THANKS GEORGE!
I’ve never been to TX but since I grew up in VA my family was close enough to WV to take many vacations there over the years. It really is a beautiful state with a rich history, and it’s small enough that you can see quite a bit in just a few days if you don’t mind driving. It’s compact, I guess you could say.
Right on, Delia!
Just like in Futurama!
I’ll give it a laugh!
Oregon’s flag FTW.
what the hell? south park is the best you guys could do?
Louisiana has the best flag by far.
all you fucking north american are ass holes! damn even if the name of your fuck-up country is called “united”"shit”, i mean “states” of “america”… you all act like each state is an individual country. damn your so stupid!
Illinois is true nothing but power hungry crooks on their flag
TEXAS IS DA SHIT!!!!!!!!! AND I LOVE GIRLS WITH BLACK NIPPLES!!!!
Very clever indeed! Good effort and fun (we need it!), but most of all:
1. New Jersey takes the cake (shitty as it may be…get it)! Most Precise award!
2. Who cares about Illinois! Very few can spell it, less can pronounce it, even fewer go there, and almost NOBODY CARES who, what or when about it. Hell, Obama didn’t like it there, neither did M.J!!! Get on a bus and evolve!
3. Duhhh, those are the things we all love about California! Best pot on earth, so many gays i can’t keep up with the women coming my way, beautiful firm titties, and watching the rich homes sliding into the ocean!!! IT DOESN’T GET BETTER THAN THAT! DUHHHHHHHHHHH.
4. And last but not least; If you never leave your house or town…what else is left but incest? You’re probably next! Oh wait, no, stay there, we don’t want weirdos in Cal.
If Florida is the limp dick of the US that means Texas is the ass where all our country’s shit comes from
“You can take me back to Texas but you won’t take me back alive.”
Florida’s not a limp dick, you have the map upside down.
some of these were fantastic ( EX. NC). some were just old and worn out jokes about the different states (ex. LA &UT).
um did that guy from puerto rico really ask that? honestly man.. n the oregon flag with that old ass computer game from school the oregon trail.. holly shit that was funny
The north dakota flag is so true it is really lame up here. lol
What’s with the Pennsylvanian flag being so lame. A cheese steak? So, it’s a Philly flag then? What about Heinz for the Pittsburgh area, or the Steelers/Penguins, and not even the mention of being a commonwealth. Plus you forgot about Boyers Mines where we keep all the records on all Americans.
Awww cmon, you could come up with something better than that for PA. How about a guy on a port a potty, in a pothole getting robbed by the PA Tax Commission. Now that tells it all.
Aw man.. The Louisiana one made me feel stupid for living here. GOD I hate LA.
New Mexico’s should be “Thank God for Mississippi” since we are 49th in the nation on everything and Mississippi is 50th.
I would guess the negative comments about Texas came from illegal immigrants who got deported! lol
I think Montana’s motto is:
Montana. Where men are men, and sheep are nervous.
Evidently some states are so lame they can’t even inspire a decent joke.
What about Wisconsin out drinking your state since 1848
New Mexico should be a lot of nothing a huge pile of garbage and a few brown folks. This is the trashyist state in the union.
Shoulda made the mississippi flag have something to do with fried chicken and the louisiana having soemthing to do with katrina
YEAH!!! XD
hooray for brown!
LOL Puerto Rico! The Pluto of states. We really don’t know how to classify you, but you’re not a state.
Land of Entrapment, I believe is their motto.
Point taken.
“There were seven Spanish angels at the alter of the sun. They were prayin’ for the lovers in the valley of the gun.”
Bahaha!
Fuck you Puerto Rico, you’re a territory not a state.
ahahahahahaha lmao
Eye Yiye Yiye wut about us?
You are not a state Puerto Rico!
Actually its a commonwealth not a territory.
Your mom’s a commonwealth
I don’t see Puerto Rico anywhere dumbasses, just a bad rip off of it, it means ohio doesn’t have a flag xD
Sounds like me.
They should have made a joke about some West Virginians being stuck in a mine shaft redneck incest is too general.
jesus christ…typical West Virginia joke…
LoL. its true. west virginia is full of incest rednecks. in certain areas they all have the same last name.
Can’t we just agree that there is redneck incest inside of all of the mine shafts in West Virginia?
typical cause its true
excluding morgantown and wheeling, those are part of Pennsylvania and Ohio
I’m from WV, so allow me to weigh in: you got it wrong.
It’s: FAT, CIGARETTE-SMOKING, PILL-SNORTING, CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN, XENOPHOBIC, REPUBLICAN REDNECK INCEST.
And don’t tell me all that wouldn’t fit on the flag. 22 point typeface and you’re GOLDEN.
West Virginia- One Million People, Thirteen Last Names.
omg……^^^ AHAHAHA that should be on their license plates.
King of states? then why is it misery?
Missouri – King of States. No Exceptions.
LOL, VIRGINIA has the best flag
hawaii wins, west virginia runner up.
well played
Are you paying any attention at all??? Virgina has a TIT on it’s flag! Tit = Winner!
puerto rico isn’t a state, genius.
No, CANADA is the 51st state.
Actually it is….it’s considered the 51st state! USA owns it.
@hi-liter:
No, it isn’t. Look it up.
Loving that Illinois flag! And Louisiana comes seconds
Uncle Daddy likes our flag!
best thing I heard all week! Funny!
F**K the guy from Illinois
If you gave a bear a cigar the Animal Rights groups would be all over you.
F**k the guy who said F**K the guy from Illinois.
Michael Jordan and Dick Butkus should also be on our flag though.
also walter payton wrestling a bear while smoking a cigar
I’m looking at the time signatures and actually believe it may be different people making the Illinois comments.
Teamwork High Five!
Yeah. It’s different people.
Da Bearsss
yea we rock with our cocks out so what! FTW
fuck the rest of the US. especially wisconsin. Go ILLINOIS!
Notice how he didn’t capitalize wisconsin? ahaha WAR-wisconsinites are retarded
Lovin’ the Illinois flag also, but the Iowa flag is even better! The wife has family there, the Hawkeye fanboy Iowegians – can’t wait to send this to them!
Texas, Virginia, Hawaii, Wyoming (Buffaloes and shit! lol) are also great.
Classic!
Oh my god that NC flag is so fucking true. I hate having to go to class on race weekend.
Indiana’s was by far the lamest… Not even mildly funny… Could HT just not think of anything?
Virginia should have been a PBR embossed with the sickle and hammer
I can see the Russians!
im canadian.
so.. no creepy inbred hicks where im from. just pollution, over population, and [not to be rude] a LOT of asians.. and its warmer than new york right now, we have no snow. 
so THAT jokes kinda invalid..
I think all of your post are stupid. I am smarter. I have more sex then you. People think that I am great, but they think that you all are anal worshipping frenchmen. Your girlfriend/mom/sister calls me all the time begging for my sweet manhood. You’re welcome.
wow. did he really write “I have more sex THEN you”? just wanted to make sure… right.
Thanks!
Michigan completely fits…except instead of roasting a possum he should be roasting a 3 eyed fish that came from Lake Erie! (and a foreclosure sign on the car)
Hawaii flag no ka ‘oi li dat
hawaii flag no ka ‘oi
true dat
And here I thought you were going to make another “It’s too small to be a state” joke. Thanks for something new and refreshing… and true!
West Virginia isn’t incest.
You all just assume that because of some dumb ass movie.
What movie is that, I wanna watch it now.. c:
my office is in Illinois and i gotta say im the neighbors cousin’s best friend who went to high school with the brother of the uncle of that guy from Illinois
Colorado was great but missing the number 7!
Wait a minute! There’s a NEW Mexico?
That’s the most awesome state flag for PA ever.
pa’s is true and im proud of it
whats up with tennessee? seriously all we are known for is dolly?……….i love dollywood…………dang i guess so.
That’s right ND, we got ourselves a genuine National Monument, carved out of the side of a fucking mountain. And what do you got? Flat. That’s all.
Living on MD, it’s pretty safe to say that there’s nothing you missed on this flag (other than the classic motto, “If you can dream it, we can tax it”).
Ha! Great job guys and/or gals. Most of those were really funny. The VA flag was fantastic. I was born in VA, but my husband grew up in IL. He never noticed that the VA flag shows a flash of boob (and it’s pretty good sized, too) until I pointed it out to him. How can anyone look at that flag and miss it? LOL
NC, SD, and GA all need to change their flags right away to your more awesome ideas.
If you thought any of these were funny then you need to get a life.
Can I be totally dumb and admit I don’t get the Alaska flag? Is it supposed to be stars pissing on something or a mustard bottle made of stars squirting delicious yellow condiment?
Were any of those supposed to be funny? I didn’t see a single one that was.
Love’em all, but Louisiana is the best
ans wtf is the name of the game Oregon’s flag is from?