Anyone who has been to Vegas is familiar with the abundance of escort advertisements plastered around the city. From immigrants handing out cards on the street to the mobile billboards driving up and down the strip, no other town in the U.S. is so in your face about its hookers.
The problem is, most of these ads seem grossly misleading. The idea that I’m going to get a girl that looks like a Playboy centerfold to come to my room for a mere $69 is insulting. In order to rectify the situation, we’ve mocked up these accurate Vegas escort ads. Enjoy.