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If Vegas Escort Ads Were Accurate

posted 09/01/2010
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Anyone who has been to Vegas is familiar with the abundance of escort advertisements plastered around the city. From immigrants handing out cards on the street to the mobile billboards driving up and down the strip, no other town in the U.S. is so in your face about its hookers.

The problem is, most of these ads seem grossly misleading. The idea that I’m going to get a girl that looks like a Playboy centerfold to come to my room for a mere $69 is insulting. In order to rectify the situation, we’ve mocked up these accurate Vegas escort ads. Enjoy.

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13 Responses to "If Vegas Escort Ads Were Accurate"

  1. PK says:
    September 4, 2010 at 1:27 am

    I was really hoping for more. I’m surprised Daily What linked to this, honestly. It wasn’t terrible, but it wasn’t all that funny.

    PK

  2. Jo Denny says:
    September 2, 2010 at 7:37 am

    LOL, aint that the truth! Too funny dude.

    http://www.be-anonymous.at.tc

  3. aPlateOfGrapes.com says:
    September 1, 2010 at 4:49 pm

    Awesome.

  4. hm says:
    September 1, 2010 at 4:50 pm

    weak…

  5. Mexican Jesus says:
    September 1, 2010 at 5:00 pm

    This fucken SUCKED!

  6. Ian Fortey says:
    September 1, 2010 at 6:00 pm
    It did?  Wha…how?  Oh God…everyone…EVERYONE!  EVERYONE COME HERE IMMEDIATELY!  WE NEED TO RE-EVALUATE OUR LIVES!
  7. Tyler Durden says:
    September 2, 2010 at 9:33 am

    Yawn . . . Wake me up when this gets funny.

  8. robert paulson says:
    September 2, 2010 at 10:30 am

    agreed…

  9. Yurtle says:
    September 1, 2010 at 9:52 pm

    Horrible.

  10. Noah the Intern says:
    September 2, 2010 at 1:50 am

    Sounds like something you’d see at Adult Friend Finder.

  11. lairyfights06@gmail says:
    September 2, 2010 at 9:03 am

    Sounds like something you’d see at Adult Friend Finder.

  12. Dr POoPenHEiNZ says:
    September 2, 2010 at 9:35 am

    hey douche ! my intern clearly stated that already

  13. studiocitizen says:
    September 2, 2010 at 12:57 pm

    Ha Ha, it’s funny ’cause it’s true!


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