These days, everything has a warning label on it because people are stupid and inclined to suing anyone who doesn't tell them to use common sense. As annoying as this is, we feel that product warning labels are a little too formal, and perhaps they'd benefit from just being honest once in a while. Here's what it would look like if warning labels were honest:
A vindictive procedure where a man wearing a condom uses a linement such as Icy Hot or Ben Gay-type heating rub as a condom lubricant (applied only to the exterior or the condom) to give a sexual partner (usually a woman) a nasty, painful suprise.
this is the funniest thing i read all day dude,thanks,now imma give your wife and mother an alabama hot-pocket at the same EXACT TIME NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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December 1st, 2009 at 10:00 am
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this should be called "if we were honest, we'd call it drunken argument friday"
December 1st, 2009 at 10:55 am
and if me and your mother were honest we wldve told you we wouldve aborted you if we couldve afforded it
December 1st, 2009 at 10:57 am
jew
December 2nd, 2009 at 09:43 pm
Faggot
December 1st, 2009 at 11:27 am
I just put a tampon in my ass.
December 1st, 2009 at 11:41 am
Soak it in vodka first.
December 1st, 2009 at 11:40 am
I don't know about you guys but it takes me 3 of those robotussin bottles for me to trip balls and im 150 lb
December 1st, 2009 at 11:54 am
Try acid. Its cheaper and much more effective.
December 1st, 2009 at 01:15 pm
but much harder to find!
December 1st, 2009 at 04:02 pm
this is high quality shit, HT. thanks
December 1st, 2009 at 08:41 pm
alabama hot-pocket:
A vindictive procedure where a man wearing a condom uses a linement such as Icy Hot or Ben Gay-type heating rub as a condom lubricant (applied only to the exterior or the condom) to give a sexual partner (usually a woman) a nasty, painful suprise.
December 2nd, 2009 at 09:56 am
this is the funniest thing i read all day dude,thanks,now imma give your wife and mother an alabama hot-pocket at the same EXACT TIME NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
December 2nd, 2009 at 09:27 pm
You can thank a guy at my work for that one.
December 2nd, 2009 at 05:05 am
fuckin retards
December 5th, 2009 at 12:11 am
this was an abortion. but hey if you voted for obama then that could be a could thing so forget I said anything.
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