These days, everything has a
warning label on it because people are
stupid and inclined to suing anyone who doesn’t tell them to use common sense. As
annoying as this is, we feel that product warning labels are a little too formal, and perhaps they’d benefit from just
being honest once in a while. Here’s what it would look like if warning labels were honest:
FIRST
this should be called “if we were honest, we’d call it drunken argument friday”
and if me and your mother were honest we wldve told you we wouldve aborted you if we couldve afforded it
jew
Faggot
I just put a tampon in my ass.
Soak it in vodka first.
I don’t know about you guys but it takes me 3 of those robotussin bottles for me to trip balls and im 150 lb
Try acid. Its cheaper and much more effective.
but much harder to find!
this is high quality shit, HT. thanks
this is the funniest thing i read all day dude,thanks,now imma give your wife and mother an alabama hot-pocket at the same EXACT TIME NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
alabama hot-pocket:
A vindictive procedure where a man wearing a condom uses a linement such as Icy Hot or Ben Gay-type heating rub as a condom lubricant (applied only to the exterior or the condom) to give a sexual partner (usually a woman) a nasty, painful suprise.
You can thank a guy at my work for that one.
fuckin retards
this was an abortion. but hey if you voted for obama then that could be a could thing so forget I said anything.