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If Warning Labels Were Honest

These days, everything has a warning label on it because people are stupid and inclined to suing anyone who doesn’t tell them to use common sense.  As annoying as this is, we feel that product warning labels are a little too formal, and perhaps they’d benefit from just being honest once in a while.  Here’s what it would look like if warning labels were honest:
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 

15 Responses to "If Warning Labels Were Honest"

  1. the lord Baulbus says:

    FIRST

    this should be called “if we were honest, we’d call it drunken argument friday”

  2. Pea tear griffin says:

    and if me and your mother were honest we wldve told you we wouldve aborted you if we couldve afforded it

  3. the shizzle says:

    Faggot

  4. jelly roll says:

    I just put a tampon in my ass.

  5. Olala says:

    Soak it in vodka first.

  6. Anonymoose says:

    I don’t know about you guys but it takes me 3 of those robotussin bottles for me to trip balls and im 150 lb

  7. BillyBlaze says:

    Try acid. Its cheaper and much more effective.

  8. House jerk says:

    but much harder to find!

  9. office jerk says:

    this is high quality shit, HT. thanks

  10. ThisGuy says:

    this is the funniest thing i read all day dude,thanks,now imma give your wife and mother an alabama hot-pocket at the same EXACT TIME NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

  11. Dude says:

    alabama hot-pocket:

    A vindictive procedure where a man wearing a condom uses a linement such as Icy Hot or Ben Gay-type heating rub as a condom lubricant (applied only to the exterior or the condom) to give a sexual partner (usually a woman) a nasty, painful suprise.

  12. Dude says:

    You can thank a guy at my work for that one.

  13. fuktherainbow says:

    fuckin retards

  14. EYE H8 ni99ers says:

    this was an abortion. but hey if you voted for obama then that could be a could thing so forget I said anything.


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