If You Work At Caterpillar, Terrible Things Will Happen To You

posted 03/12/2009
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I guess this is supposed to be a safety video for Caterpillar, the company that makes backhoes and industrial-sized loaders. But instead its more like a bad acid trip. I’ve watched this video 8 times and I still have no idea what "Glen" was supposed to be doing or what happened to his chest or why his friend might have been laughing if Glen had "played it safe." The only thing I do know is that a man named "Three-Fingered Joe" keeps saying "Shake hands with danger" and then playing a guitar riff over and over and over again.

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Tags: Blog entry, caterpillar, danger, safety, shake hands, three-fingered joe

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3 Responses to "If You Work At Caterpillar, Terrible Things Will Happen To You"

MoonDog says:

March 12, 2009 at 11:47 am

I can’t find your e-mail address so I apologize for using your comment section to write you. My site just became part of the Break Media family and I wanted to introduce myself. Drop me a line at the e-mail addy I posted when you get time.

Thanks.
Cat man says:

March 12, 2009 at 11:29 am

Part of the punch broke off and shot into his chest. It’s happened to me and the steel is still in me!
Josh M says:

March 12, 2009 at 11:52 am

the loud techno noises gave glen a heart attack.

If You Work At Caterpillar, Terrible Things Will Happen To You

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