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I guess I didn’t realize that, because there are so many different types of women in the world, that you need to keep your fridge and pantry fully stocked to be prepared to suit their needs. How do you expect to have sex with a single mother if you aren’t able to distract her young child with a freezer pop if there are no freezer pops in your freezer? How do you expect to keep an overweight girl interested if you have no ice cream sandwiches? And how are you going to impress a hoodrat if you don’t have 18 cans of Cherry Coke? Thanks to this informative video, you can now answer life’s most difficult questions.

42 Responses to "If Your Fridge Is Stocked, You Will Get The Women"

  1. mat says:

    You need your own commercial that was very very good.

  2. Buddy Ice says:

    I kind of laughed because this was so over the top; but at the same time I cried a little inside, because I have this strange feeling that this wasn’t a joke.

    P.S. I hope he has good health insurance because the diabetes is a a bitch; know what I’m sayin’ homeslice?

  3. Working says:

    Those koolaid bottles do xplode like fukin grenades fo sho bizzle nizzle grizzle

  4. Roc says:

    I can’t believe no one else noticed this… There’s NO GODDAMN BEER ARRGHH!

  5. RR says:

    Chrome garbage can homie. Got that shit from Bed Bath and Beyond Son. That shits gangsta

  6. jeff says:

    i literally couldn’t understand the first 20 words out of his mouth. can’t believe people actually talk like this in real life.

  7. Mike says:

    It’s fucking satire. Goddamn you people are racist!

  8. Ironman says:

    That shit is funny, and yet true! Nigga ain’t lyin!

  9. Venser says:

    Shit, dude, I’m drinking Green Tea right now! It clears out your system, while giving you energy, dude!

  10. Terry says:

    lol this jig spent his whole burger king money on drinks.

  11. Kimbo says:

    I like his style but I would stock the fridge with some beer if you got ps3 and x-box you need the beer. Kimbo would approve.

  12. rob says:

    totally awesome

  13. Chito says:

    What do you eat tho

  14. XXXFOXXY says:

    Oh shit, you is classy like a muthafucka.

  15. Bobbo says:

    that entire thing was done in one take. this guy is a genius!

  16. Evillincoln!? says:

    If saying the word “nigga” 300 times & cursing 500 times & single handedly reinforcing every racial stereotype for black folk makes you a genius…
    Than I’m dumber than Meatwad.

  17. michinmuri says:

    droppin’ vagina panties everything.

    READ: droppin’ vagina, panties, everything.

    Brotha’s don’t speak with comma’s.

  18. bum bum says:

    only in a nigga world

  19. playapimpin says:

    OMG I love this guy! xD

  20. SickBoy says:

    “Oh yeah, nigga made a pizza. Ah ha ha!”

    That added nothing to the rest of the video, but the video definitely wouldn’t be as good without it.

  21. acehole says:

    1) i love getting money and getting paid. in that order.
    2) what a creative way to use food stamps/crack sale money

  22. massacre? says:

    i saw this on a paintball forum.
    didnt expect that. i want his house.
    well…atleast the fridge, pantry thing, and the living room.
    i wonder if he was passing his indoor weed farm when he was covering the lense…

  23. Anonymous says:

    you are fucken retarded man

  24. Anonymous says:

    theres a reason for them cotton fields hes it

  25. Nibbit106 says:

    yu hav so many flayvourrzzz
    this is crayzzeee
    i dont even know which one to take

    big megalolz

  26. vostok says:

    since when has ‘blue’ been a flavour?
    funny video tho….
    best thing is there really is people like this!

  27. huh says:

    Whats a vagina Panty?

  28. Silly Putty says:

    ok, ok, fuck dat shit, fuck dat shit.

  29. g says:

    I couldn’t understand a word that dude said.

    But one thing that I did get from that whole thing…

    Get Money…

    Get Paid…

    uhhhhh…ok… in that order?

  30. Kevin says:

    he got 4, 7, 8, 9 different flavors of cereal but he aint got no milk!?

  31. JT says:

    Yep, gotta have the drink variety for them classy bitches…

  32. blaar says:

    seems more like ur tryin to attract stoners to me.

  33. SM says:

    Too bad the fridge will be stocked for the next owner when the house is foreclosed. No, I don’t know what you’re sayin’!

  34. IS says:

    he forgot the grape soda, must have been busy polishing his trashcan. They spinning they spinnin!

  35. Woody says:

    Hahaha at blaar

  36. K-Dogg says:

    True ‘dat! True gangstaz in da nizzow!

  37. K-Dogg says:

    It’s “nigg-A,” not “nigg-er,” a$$hole Homeslice piece of $hit!

  38. D-ray says:

    probably not even his house, why would he be fascinated by the chrome bin if he bought the bloody thing?

  39. Big Jim. says:

    Yo nigga, u iz 1 crazy ass bitch dude! Fkin rolling wid dat chrome bin man, u iz well up in da hoodz bruv. Only thing u’z nigga id missin is da mac-10 in the shelf, wen u be doin dem drive-by’s on white niggas.

    He more then likely stole everything he owns.

  40. Anonymous says:

    LMAO. That guy kicks ass. Come on dont hate. He’s got it down to a science. The best part was about the exploding kool-aid!

  41. Ada says:

    Such a funny video. I wonder what he eats if his fridge is so full of drink. I don’t see why he thinks we will be able to seduce that many girls into coming to his house when he talks like that. I’m surprised his fridge hasn’t broken, I know that many fridge’s appliance parts can’t handle being overloaded with liquids like that.

  42. Luke says:

    What kinda pussy does he plan to get?
    Ghetto Pussy? ‘Cause thems ghetto foods son!
    Stupid ass crackheads.