close to mine
just need a couple actual friends, a few more girls i'd like to "bang" & a few random people who added me because they are dating someone i know
How about: "Ex-girlfriend's best friend or cousin that you only talked to when you were going out and don't delete it in case you guys get back together and/or you decide enough time has passed for you to bang her friend."
Oh god, I'm so totally feeling the "Ex-Girlfriend who's status is just mean't to piss you off" thing. Except its half a piss of thing half a make me sad thing.....
Am I the only one here who has the girls who proclaim their neverending love for their new boyfriend and they've never felt anything like that before and let's share our love with the world with unbelievably cute little love notes because no one has ever been as happy as we will be until we break up in 2 months and I fall in love with someone who's even greater than you and rinse and repeat until satisfied?
my favorite is guy who asks a question the immediately logs off or serial rapist who is looking for little kids...that is awkward
http://tsanda.wordpress.com/
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
April 10th, 2009 at 05:06 pm
so true
im the guy whos always "away"
April 10th, 2009 at 05:16 pm
Hmm, admits to being the guy who wants you to know what music I'm listening to...
April 10th, 2009 at 05:43 pm
How about "girl you want to bang but will only IM you to talk about her boyfriend"
stupid bitch
April 11th, 2009 at 12:34 am
spot on
April 11th, 2009 at 05:51 am
Wow... Who's been going through my mind?
April 10th, 2009 at 09:17 pm
close to mine
just need a couple actual friends, a few more girls i'd like to "bang" & a few random people who added me because they are dating someone i know
April 10th, 2009 at 09:52 pm
So true so true.
How about: "Ex-girlfriend's best friend or cousin that you only talked to when you were going out and don't delete it in case you guys get back together and/or you decide enough time has passed for you to bang her friend."
April 11th, 2009 at 12:24 am
"whose" not who's you dumb tacos
April 11th, 2009 at 12:24 am
just kidding
April 11th, 2009 at 12:27 am
FAT GIRL TRYING TO APPEAR HAPPY :)
Life is wonderful and I am in love and I always have something to do on weekends, but I'm always online!
April 12th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
Too many of those around lol...
April 11th, 2009 at 12:30 am
where is the lurker?
April 11th, 2009 at 04:09 am
LOL, aint it the truth! RT
April 11th, 2009 at 07:45 am
Hay, look! Someone thinks their an expert because they use IM.
April 16th, 2009 at 09:43 pm
they're
April 11th, 2009 at 07:55 am
what about "$5 ho", "$200 ho", and "$2000 ho"?
c'mon. 21th century, y'all!
hos im too!
April 11th, 2009 at 01:58 pm
21st*
April 11th, 2009 at 07:59 am
I will admit to being one of the girls you guys wanna bang. ha-ha !
April 11th, 2009 at 08:03 am
horrible grammar.
April 11th, 2009 at 08:16 am
forgot the one celebrity that you got on board to follow in the first place
April 11th, 2009 at 08:24 am
the horrible grammar chick, the girl that likes you since years ago
April 11th, 2009 at 08:33 am
Oh god, I'm so totally feeling the "Ex-Girlfriend who's status is just mean't to piss you off" thing. Except its half a piss of thing half a make me sad thing.....
April 12th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
End up just blocking those ones..
April 11th, 2009 at 09:39 am
Its no wonder he wants to bang that first girl... is that a MEGA MAN Avatar?!
April 18th, 2009 at 12:05 pm
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
April 11th, 2009 at 10:48 am
Am I the only one here who has the girls who proclaim their neverending love for their new boyfriend and they've never felt anything like that before and let's share our love with the world with unbelievably cute little love notes because no one has ever been as happy as we will be until we break up in 2 months and I fall in love with someone who's even greater than you and rinse and repeat until satisfied?
April 11th, 2009 at 11:39 am
You're not alone on that one.
Television Spy
April 11th, 2009 at 10:55 am
Hey, Barenaked Ladies are great!
:P
April 11th, 2009 at 11:19 am
Did no one comment about the You (us?) Avatar? We're all a bunch of fckn pussies !!!!
April 11th, 2009 at 11:27 am
Why do all these comments seem fake... you're all fucking agreeing with each other, where's the hostility, come on this is the internet
April 16th, 2009 at 09:41 pm
FUCK YOU!
April 11th, 2009 at 11:29 am
I'm the guy that is TOO BUSY with a REAL JOB and REAL GIRLFRIEND that you losers don't have.
April 11th, 2009 at 11:37 am
and yet you're not busy enough to post here!
Mobile Answers
April 11th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
no youre anonymous. chances of having a life decrease when you argue online
April 18th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Chances of being a life anonymously argue when you decrease online
April 11th, 2009 at 05:50 pm
Which is why you're on the internet reminding us of your life outside the internet...right?
April 11th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
im the one that is always idle. except i have it set to not show that im idle.
i bet that's annoying.
April 11th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
I'm the guy who...
April 16th, 2009 at 09:40 pm
...never finishes his sentences?
April 11th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
You forgot the chick who decorates teir name with symbols and emotes and "baabieeesz".
April 11th, 2009 at 12:56 pm
Im the guy that hates all you idiot internet users. Get a life.
April 16th, 2009 at 08:34 pm
then why are you on internet...?
April 11th, 2009 at 01:00 pm
how many more of these STUPID "if they were honest" posts are you going to do? don't you have any other original ideas?
April 11th, 2009 at 01:05 pm
my favorite is guy who asks a question the immediately logs off or serial rapist who is looking for little kids...that is awkward
http://tsanda.wordpress.com/
April 11th, 2009 at 01:18 pm
How about the multiple girls whose happiness or unhappiness in life is based solely upon their boyfriend or lack thereof?
April 11th, 2009 at 01:36 pm
you guys better watch out for the DICK DONUT:
(hilarious, but NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!)
http://www.digitalfuntown.com/videos/164
April 16th, 2009 at 09:38 pm
lol. "totino's, cant put your dick through it."
April 11th, 2009 at 02:32 pm
hahaha nice list. I laugh when i saw the "cocktease" and the "guy who try to sound dark and mysterious".
April 11th, 2009 at 03:11 pm
I am "Person who is never on."
April 11th, 2009 at 03:15 pm
Ha ha ha so tru so true
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