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If Your IM Buddy List Was Honest

Your IM buddy chat window is filled with pseudonyms for all of your friends, but when you read it, you know who you’re really talking to.
 

106 Responses to "If Your IM Buddy List Was Honest"

  1. Anonymous says:

    how many more of these STUPID “if they were honest” posts are you going to do? don’t you have any other original ideas?

  2. Anonymous says:

    Its no wonder he wants to bang that first girl… is that a MEGA MAN Avatar?!

  3. Anonymous says:

    then why are you on internet…?

  4. Anonymous says:

    I am “Person who is never on.”

  5. Anonymous says:

    lol. “totino’s, cant put your dick through it.”

  6. todders says:

    you guys better watch out for the DICK DONUT:

    (hilarious, but NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!)

    http://www.digitalfuntown.com/videos/164

  7. Anonymous says:

    …never finishes his sentences?

  8. Joh nDavis says:
    LOL, aint it the truth! RT
  9. Tomanis says:

    You’re not alone on that one.

    Television Spy

  10. Anonymous says:

    I’m the guy who…

  11. Anonymous says:

    End up just blocking those ones..

  12. Anonymous says:

    You forgot the chick who decorates teir name with symbols and emotes and “baabieeesz”.

  13. Anonymous says:

    How about the multiple girls whose happiness or unhappiness in life is based solely upon their boyfriend or lack thereof?

  14. Anonymous says:

    FUCK YOU!

  15. Anonymous says:

    forgot the one celebrity that you got on board to follow in the first place

  16. Anonymous says:

    horrible grammar.

  17. Anonymous says:

    im the one that is always idle. except i have it set to not show that im idle.

    i bet that’s annoying.

  18. Anonymous says:

    HOLY FUCKING SHIT

  19. JudeB says:

    Hey, Barenaked Ladies are great!
    :P

  20. Not Anonymous says:

    no youre anonymous. chances of having a life decrease when you argue online

  21. Anonymous says:

    Chances of being a life anonymously argue when you decrease online

  22. Anonymous says:

    Hay, look! Someone thinks their an expert because they use IM.

  23. Anonymous says:

    Which is why you’re on the internet reminding us of your life outside the internet…right?

  24. Anonymous says:

    they’re

  25. Tomanis says:

    and yet you’re not busy enough to post here!

    Mobile Answers

  26. Anonymous says:

    21st*

  27. HipHopAnonymous says:

    Why do all these comments seem fake… you’re all fucking agreeing with each other, where’s the hostility, come on this is the internet

  28. Anonymous says:

    I’m the guy that is TOO BUSY with a REAL JOB and REAL GIRLFRIEND that you losers don’t have.

  29. dane says:

    my favorite is guy who asks a question the immediately logs off or serial rapist who is looking for little kids…that is awkward
    http://tsanda.wordpress.com/

  30. Anonymous says:

    Am I the only one here who has the girls who proclaim their neverending love for their new boyfriend and they’ve never felt anything like that before and let’s share our love with the world with unbelievably cute little love notes because no one has ever been as happy as we will be until we break up in 2 months and I fall in love with someone who’s even greater than you and rinse and repeat until satisfied?

  31. Angel Mass says:

    Ha ha ha so tru so true

  32. douchey says:

    Im the guy that hates all you idiot internet users. Get a life.

  33. Anonymous says:

    Did no one comment about the You (us?) Avatar? We’re all a bunch of fckn pussies !!!!

  34. Anonymous says:

    what about “$5 ho”, “$200 ho”, and “$2000 ho”?

    c’mon. 21th century, y’all!

    hos im too!

  35. Anonymous says:

    I will admit to being one of the girls you guys wanna bang. ha-ha !

  36. Anonymous says:

    the horrible grammar chick, the girl that likes you since years ago

  37. Anonymous says:

    Oh god, I’m so totally feeling the “Ex-Girlfriend who’s status is just mean’t to piss you off” thing. Except its half a piss of thing half a make me sad thing…..

  38. Anonymous says:

    hahaha nice list. I laugh when i saw the “cocktease” and the “guy who try to sound dark and mysterious”.

  39. Anonymous says:

    Little does she know that you only ever respond because you’re still trying to get back in there.
    telecommunication degree

  40. Anonymous says:

    then you have to add her back, she IMs you, then you have to add her back, then she is never on again, but as soon as you delete her,she IMs you.
    Teaching Assistant Degree

  41. Anonymous says:

    How about
    “A GUY WHO KEEPS ON ASKING YOU TO HANG OUT FOR A NIGHT WITH HIM” :p

  42. Anonymous says:

    hahahaa

  43. what the F says:

    No one has “the one who got away” ?

  44. Anonymous says:

    you’re original, keep going

  45. The young lad who likes 69 says:

    SIXTYNINTH POST!! COME ON!!! SIXYNINE!!!!!! 69!

  46. Anonymous says:

    it so much that her secret’s out and everyone knows she’s probably “online” despite being under the “offline” list. THENm when you really want to talk to her, you never know when she is on or not!
    online early education degree

  47. Anonymous says:

    no actually your just a douche bag!

  48. Isabel says:

    I’m the who the f*ck is this person.
    LOL.

  49. Anonymous says:

    The girl who is never on and never IMs you, but as soon as you delete her, she IMs you, then you have to add her back, then she is never on again, but as soon as you delete her, she IMs you, then you have to add her back, she IMs you, then you have to add her back, then she is never on again, but as soon as you delete her,she IMs you, then you have to add her back, then she is never on again, but as soon as you delete her,she IMs you, then you have to add her back, then she is never on again, but as soon as you delete her,she IMs you, then you have to add her back, then she is never on again, but as soon as you delete her…

    I call her Infinite Mary.

  50. Anonymous says:

    i lol’d

  51. Anonymous says:

    Me too, man, me too.

  52. Anonymous says:

    Lol Pwnt

  53. Anonymous says:

    “person who always has song lyrics as their away message, regardless of if they’re actually there or not”

    so annoying.

  54. Joe Cool says:

    Photoshopped. I looked up half those screen names and they dont exist.

    No one can fool me.

  55. Anonymous says:

    then she is never on again, but as soon as you delete her,she IMs you, then you have to add her back, then she is never on again, but as soon as you delete her..
    online biology degrees

  56. Anonymous says:

    “Person who only messages you when they require computer based help”

    “Person who you’ve known for years and used to speak to daily but now cba”

    YE NIGGAS!!

  57. Anonymous says:

    She messages you occasionally to see how you’re doing, to nurture her guilty conscience.
    online law degree

  58. abovethelaw says:

    Person who is always “invisible” because “she doesn’t want everyone IMing her”, but she still goes online and will initiate a conversation with you anyways, and you’re like “WTF! Where did you come from?” And eventually she does it so much that her secret’s out and everyone knows she’s probably “online” despite being under the “offline” list. THENm when you really want to talk to her, you never know when she is on or not!

  59. Anonymous says:

    I’m the…the I am, am I am, am I am I I am man.

  60. Anonymous says:

    I am the…I am I am, am I am man

  61. Anonymous says:

    i m the guy who is always awesome

  62. Anonymous says:

    Ahh Infinite Mary.. that scoundrel.

  63. Anonymous says:

    hahahaha

  64. The old lad who likes 69 says:

    Sixtyninth Post! Come On! Sixynine!! 69!

  65. Alaa says:

    HAHAHAHA I have an infinite Sarah !! haha, true my friend 100% true.

  66. Anonymous says:

    I just never sign on anymore…when i would nobody would talk…so i guess im the one on their list thats the “who the f*ck is that person? ” :/

  67. Anonymous says:

    you’re a loser. give up.

  68. Anonymous says:

    I’m the guy on all your lists “appear offline” stalking you.

  69. Nadia says:

    C.wit of C.de wit. veelle namen veele leugens over haar mams om ricardo,s mams te paaien en in lekkere warme lesboa te bifakeren. Geen wonder dubbel gezicht past bij twlingen, voral als ze op vrijdag de dertinde geboren zijn en de mams kanker verwensen. Is ze gelukig nou? hun droomen komen volgens de bijgeloof altijd uit. Bij haar paps de zoon no1=zegd pist op zij graf…zoon2 danst er op. Celine zou nog niet eens te weeten komen waar mijn graf is.

  70. Not Anonymous says:

    The same guy seems to be posting in all the forums… I wonder who this, “Anonymous” guy is … He must be quite a person. O.O

  71. Anonymous says:

    I have to agree, dude. I’m a grammar Nazi too, you just ruined my day. T_T
    p.s. I really shouldn’t be on the internet then, should I?

  72. Anonymous says:

    The abbreviation “P.S.” should be capitalized.

  73. Anonymous says:

    its an abreiviation… p.s. is easier than P.S.

    I’m (READ I AM….HA PRO’NUN’CIATION NAZI) far to interested in constant eye contact porn to keep this up

  74. Anonymous says:

    If you are going to be a Grammar Nazi, at least have the common sense to capitalize your pointless retorts.

  75. Anonymous says:

    you’re, not your. nice job.

  76. Anonymous says:

    I think you mean “too”

  77. Not Anonymous says:

    THAT NAME IS TOO LONG TO PUT IN A NAME!!! Silly Willy…

  78. Anonymous says:

    How about ex-girlfriend you still want to have sex with but don’t really have the opportunity now. She messages you occasionally to see how you’re doing, to nurture her guilty conscience, and because she’s unsure of her decisions. Little does she know that you only ever respond because you’re still trying to get back in there.

    I guess that’s “Selfish cocktease trying to move on bitch.”

  79. Joe says:

    Hmm, and i thought i was alone on this one, good call you are spot on!

  80. Yeah it's me says:

    Funny list!! :D

    But I got another one…
    “The girl who always immediately starts talking to as soon you are online and just can’t stop talking and laughs at every lame joke you make.”

    Hmm wait…does this mean she likes me, likes me :P

  81. Anonymous says:

    Yeah never forget about her. Yeah that means she likes you or she just has such a pathetic life that everything is funny..

  82. Anonymous says:

    YOUR SO GAY, YOU WANNA HAVE SOME ONLINE CYBER SEX IM A GUY

  83. Anonymous says:

    Freako Mcfuckface. Hilarious. Now I want some totinos. Too bad that isn’t a real commercial.

  84. Anti - Anonymously Arguably Ambidextrous Alien says:

    They forgot ” fukin basket case girl you met in a group and now appears to be growing new personalities “

  85. Uncle meany says:

    Say’s one nut to the other!! You met in group you moron!

  86. Anonymous says:

    “whose” not who’s you dumb tacos

  87. Anonymous says:

    just kidding

  88. Anonymous says:

    Too many of those around lol…

  89. McLovin says:

    FAT GIRL TRYING TO APPEAR HAPPY :)
    Life is wonderful and I am in love and I always have something to do on weekends, but I’m always online!

  90. Anonymous says:

                                                         

  91. Anonymous says:

    aww me too T_T

  92. DrOoo says:

    I was the always away guy :( But people started to catch up on me.

  93. Anonymous says:

    Hmm, admits to being the guy who wants you to know what music I’m listening to…

  94. Maxibaby says:

    So true so true.

    How about: “Ex-girlfriend’s best friend or cousin that you only talked to when you were going out and don’t delete it in case you guys get back together and/or you decide enough time has passed for you to bang her friend.”

  95. Anonymouse says:

    so true

    im the guy whos always “away”

  96. Smokey says:

    close to mine
    just need a couple actual friends, a few more girls i’d like to “bang” & a few random people who added me because they are dating someone i know

  97. Anonymous says:

    Wow… Who’s been going through my mind?

  98. avonar says:

    spot on

  99. Dirk Digler says:

    How about “girl you want to bang but will only IM you to talk about her boyfriend”

    stupid bitch

  100. wanker says:

    first

  101. OpaquePlanet says:

    iLol’d

  102. Anonymous says:

    where is the lurker?

  103. Anonymous says:

                                                  

  104. Super Anonymous says:

    didn’t steal it, it says “Thanks Holy Taco” at the bottom

  105. Anonymous says:

    Somebody stole it, I found it off of reddit.

    http://www.makemymood.com/2009/04/11/msn-true-fact/

  106. Anonymous says:

    Haha how about the “Person that signs on and off every 5 seconds because of a bad internet connection”

    or the “Girl who includes every single thing she’s doing all day in her name”
    ex. (eating breakfast, going to the bathroom, showering, doing my hair, then mall with Cindy and the out with Mike for dinner! <3)