the horrible grammar chick, the girl that likes you since years ago
Oh god, I’m so totally feeling the “Ex-Girlfriend who’s status is just mean’t to piss you off” thing. Except its half a piss of thing half a make me sad thing…..
Which is why you’re on the internet reminding us of your life outside the internet…right?
my favorite is guy who asks a question the immediately logs off or serial rapist who is looking for little kids…that is awkward
You’re not alone on that one.
no youre anonymous. chances of having a life decrease when you argue online
I will admit to being one of the girls you guys wanna bang. ha-ha !
How about the multiple girls whose happiness or unhappiness in life is based solely upon their boyfriend or lack thereof?
Hey, Barenaked Ladies are great!
Hay, look! Someone thinks their an expert because they use IM.
Why do all these comments seem fake… you’re all fucking agreeing with each other, where’s the hostility, come on this is the internet
I’m the guy that is TOO BUSY with a REAL JOB and REAL GIRLFRIEND that you losers don’t have.
I’m the guy who…
what about “$5 ho”, “$200 ho”, and “$2000 ho”?
c’mon. 21th century, y’all!
hos im too!
Its no wonder he wants to bang that first girl… is that a MEGA MAN Avatar?!
you guys better watch out for the DICK DONUT:
(hilarious, but NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!)
how many more of these STUPID “if they were honest” posts are you going to do? don’t you have any other original ideas?
im the one that is always idle. except i have it set to not show that im idle.
i bet that’s annoying.
lol. “totino’s, cant put your dick through it.”
…never finishes his sentences?
Am I the only one here who has the girls who proclaim their neverending love for their new boyfriend and they’ve never felt anything like that before and let’s share our love with the world with unbelievably cute little love notes because no one has ever been as happy as we will be until we break up in 2 months and I fall in love with someone who’s even greater than you and rinse and repeat until satisfied?
and yet you’re not busy enough to post here!
Im the guy that hates all you idiot internet users. Get a life.
Ha ha ha so tru so true
End up just blocking those ones..
then why are you on internet…?
I am “Person who is never on.”
You forgot the chick who decorates teir name with symbols and emotes and “baabieeesz”.
hahaha nice list. I laugh when i saw the “cocktease” and the “guy who try to sound dark and mysterious”.
forgot the one celebrity that you got on board to follow in the first place
Did no one comment about the You (us?) Avatar? We’re all a bunch of fckn pussies !!!!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Chances of being a life anonymously argue when you decrease online
“whose” not who’s you dumb tacos
aww me too T_T
I was the always away guy But people started to catch up on me.
Freako Mcfuckface. Hilarious. Now I want some totinos. Too bad that isn’t a real commercial.
Person who is always “invisible” because “she doesn’t want everyone IMing her”, but she still goes online and will initiate a conversation with you anyways, and you’re like “WTF! Where did you come from?” And eventually she does it so much that her secret’s out and everyone knows she’s probably “online” despite being under the “offline” list. THENm when you really want to talk to her, you never know when she is on or not!
you’re a loser. give up.
no actually your just a douche bag!
Photoshopped. I looked up half those screen names and they dont exist.
No one can fool me.
“A GUY WHO KEEPS ON ASKING YOU TO HANG OUT FOR A NIGHT WITH HIM” :p
I just never sign on anymore…when i would nobody would talk…so i guess im the one on their list thats the “who the f*ck is that person? ” :/
Sixtyninth Post! Come On! Sixynine!! 69!
HAHAHAHA I have an infinite Sarah !! haha, true my friend 100% true.
The girl who is never on and never IMs you, but as soon as you delete her, she IMs you, then you have to add her back, then she is never on again, but as soon as you delete her, she IMs you, then you have to add her back, she IMs you, then you have to add her back, then she is never on again, but as soon as you delete her,she IMs you, then you have to add her back, then she is never on again, but as soon as you delete her,she IMs you, then you have to add her back, then she is never on again, but as soon as you delete her,she IMs you, then you have to add her back, then she is never on again, but as soon as you delete her…
I call her Infinite Mary.
I’m the who the f*ck is this person.
“person who always has song lyrics as their away message, regardless of if they’re actually there or not”
Me too, man, me too.
i m the guy who is always awesome
I’m the…the I am, am I am, am I am I I am man.
I am the…I am I am, am I am man
Ahh Infinite Mary.. that scoundrel.
No one has “the one who got away” ?
“Person who only messages you when they require computer based help”
“Person who you’ve known for years and used to speak to daily but now cba”
I’m the guy on all your lists “appear offline” stalking you.
SIXTYNINTH POST!! COME ON!!! SIXYNINE!!!!!! 69!
you’re original, keep going
then she is never on again, but as soon as you delete her,she IMs you, then you have to add her back, then she is never on again, but as soon as you delete her..
online biology degrees
Little does she know that you only ever respond because you’re still trying to get back in there.
She messages you occasionally to see how you’re doing, to nurture her guilty conscience.
online law degree
then you have to add her back, she IMs you, then you have to add her back, then she is never on again, but as soon as you delete her,she IMs you.
Teaching Assistant Degree
it so much that her secret’s out and everyone knows she’s probably “online” despite being under the “offline” list. THENm when you really want to talk to her, you never know when she is on or not!
online early education degree
C.wit of C.de wit. veelle namen veele leugens over haar mams om ricardo,s mams te paaien en in lekkere warme lesboa te bifakeren. Geen wonder dubbel gezicht past bij twlingen, voral als ze op vrijdag de dertinde geboren zijn en de mams kanker verwensen. Is ze gelukig nou? hun droomen komen volgens de bijgeloof altijd uit. Bij haar paps de zoon no1=zegd pist op zij graf…zoon2 danst er op. Celine zou nog niet eens te weeten komen waar mijn graf is.
Wow… Who’s been going through my mind?
How about “girl you want to bang but will only IM you to talk about her boyfriend”
YOUR SO GAY, YOU WANNA HAVE SOME ONLINE CYBER SEX IM A GUY
But I got another one…
“The girl who always immediately starts talking to as soon you are online and just can’t stop talking and laughs at every lame joke you make.”
Hmm wait…does this mean she likes me, likes me
Yeah never forget about her. Yeah that means she likes you or she just has such a pathetic life that everything is funny..
close to mine
just need a couple actual friends, a few more girls i’d like to “bang” & a few random people who added me because they are dating someone i know
Too many of those around lol…
FAT GIRL TRYING TO APPEAR HAPPY
Life is wonderful and I am in love and I always have something to do on weekends, but I’m always online!
So true so true.
How about: “Ex-girlfriend’s best friend or cousin that you only talked to when you were going out and don’t delete it in case you guys get back together and/or you decide enough time has passed for you to bang her friend.”
They forgot ” fukin basket case girl you met in a group and now appears to be growing new personalities “
Say’s one nut to the other!! You met in group you moron!
Somebody stole it, I found it off of reddit.
didn’t steal it, it says “Thanks Holy Taco” at the bottom
Hmm, admits to being the guy who wants you to know what music I’m listening to…
where is the lurker?
How about ex-girlfriend you still want to have sex with but don’t really have the opportunity now. She messages you occasionally to see how you’re doing, to nurture her guilty conscience, and because she’s unsure of her decisions. Little does she know that you only ever respond because you’re still trying to get back in there.
I guess that’s “Selfish cocktease trying to move on bitch.”
THAT NAME IS TOO LONG TO PUT IN A NAME!!! Silly Willy…
Hmm, and i thought i was alone on this one, good call you are spot on!
im the guy whos always “away”
If you are going to be a Grammar Nazi, at least have the common sense to capitalize your pointless retorts.
I have to agree, dude. I’m a grammar Nazi too, you just ruined my day. T_T
p.s. I really shouldn’t be on the internet then, should I?
you’re, not your. nice job.
The abbreviation “P.S.” should be capitalized.
I think you mean “too”
its an abreiviation… p.s. is easier than P.S.
I’m (READ I AM….HA PRO’NUN’CIATION NAZI) far to interested in constant eye contact porn to keep this up
The same guy seems to be posting in all the forums… I wonder who this, “Anonymous” guy is … He must be quite a person. O.O
Haha how about the “Person that signs on and off every 5 seconds because of a bad internet connection”
or the “Girl who includes every single thing she’s doing all day in her name”
ex. (eating breakfast, going to the bathroom, showering, doing my hair, then mall with Cindy and the out with Mike for dinner! <3)
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