How about ex-girlfriend you still want to have sex with but don't really have the opportunity now. She messages you occasionally to see how you're doing, to nurture her guilty conscience, and because she's unsure of her decisions. Little does she know that you only ever respond because you're still trying to get back in there.
I guess that's "Selfish cocktease trying to move on bitch."
But I got another one...
"The girl who always immediately starts talking to as soon you are online and just can't stop talking and laughs at every lame joke you make."
Hmm wait...does this mean she likes me, likes me :P
Haha how about the "Person that signs on and off every 5 seconds because of a bad internet connection"
or the "Girl who includes every single thing she's doing all day in her name"
ex. (eating breakfast, going to the bathroom, showering, doing my hair, then mall with Cindy and the out with Mike for dinner! <3)
The girl who is never on and never IMs you, but as soon as you delete her, she IMs you, then you have to add her back, then she is never on again, but as soon as you delete her, she IMs you, then you have to add her back, she IMs you, then you have to add her back, then she is never on again, but as soon as you delete her,she IMs you, then you have to add her back, then she is never on again, but as soon as you delete her,she IMs you, then you have to add her back, then she is never on again, but as soon as you delete her,she IMs you, then you have to add her back, then she is never on again, but as soon as you delete her...
Person who is always "invisible" because "she doesn't want everyone IMing her", but she still goes online and will initiate a conversation with you anyways, and you're like "WTF! Where did you come from?" And eventually she does it so much that her secret's out and everyone knows she's probably "online" despite being under the "offline" list. THENm when you really want to talk to her, you never know when she is on or not!
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
April 11th, 2009 at 04:15 pm
They forgot " fukin basket case girl you met in a group and now appears to be growing new personalities "
April 14th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
Say's one nut to the other!! You met in group you moron!
April 11th, 2009 at 07:49 pm
Somebody stole it, I found it off of reddit.
http://www.makemymood.com/2009/04/11/msn-true-fact/
May 25th, 2009 at 01:05 pm
didn't steal it, it says "Thanks Holy Taco" at the bottom
April 12th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
How about ex-girlfriend you still want to have sex with but don't really have the opportunity now. She messages you occasionally to see how you're doing, to nurture her guilty conscience, and because she's unsure of her decisions. Little does she know that you only ever respond because you're still trying to get back in there.
I guess that's "Selfish cocktease trying to move on bitch."
April 18th, 2009 at 09:49 pm
THAT NAME IS TOO LONG TO PUT IN A NAME!!! Silly Willy...
April 12th, 2009 at 01:30 pm
Funny list!! :D
But I got another one...
"The girl who always immediately starts talking to as soon you are online and just can't stop talking and laughs at every lame joke you make."
Hmm wait...does this mean she likes me, likes me :P
April 12th, 2009 at 06:36 pm
Yeah never forget about her. Yeah that means she likes you or she just has such a pathetic life that everything is funny..
April 12th, 2009 at 06:50 pm
YOUR SO GAY, YOU WANNA HAVE SOME ONLINE CYBER SEX IM A GUY
April 13th, 2009 at 08:30 pm
you're, not your. nice job.
April 16th, 2009 at 07:44 pm
If you are going to be a Grammar Nazi, at least have the common sense to capitalize your pointless retorts.
April 16th, 2009 at 08:32 pm
I have to agree, dude. I'm a grammar Nazi too, you just ruined my day. T_T
p.s. I really shouldn't be on the internet then, should I?
April 17th, 2009 at 12:19 am
The abbreviation "P.S." should be capitalized.
April 18th, 2009 at 09:48 pm
The same guy seems to be posting in all the forums... I wonder who this, "Anonymous" guy is ... He must be quite a person. O.O
April 19th, 2009 at 02:35 am
its an abreiviation... p.s. is easier than P.S.
I'm (READ I AM....HA PRO'NUN'CIATION NAZI) far to interested in constant eye contact porn to keep this up
April 19th, 2009 at 03:18 pm
I think you mean "too"
April 13th, 2009 at 09:24 am
I was the always away guy :( But people started to catch up on me.
April 16th, 2009 at 08:30 pm
aww me too T_T
April 15th, 2009 at 08:45 am
Haha how about the "Person that signs on and off every 5 seconds because of a bad internet connection"
or the "Girl who includes every single thing she's doing all day in her name"
ex. (eating breakfast, going to the bathroom, showering, doing my hair, then mall with Cindy and the out with Mike for dinner! <3)
April 16th, 2009 at 06:45 am
Freako Mcfuckface. Hilarious. Now I want some totinos. Too bad that isn't a real commercial.
April 16th, 2009 at 07:20 am
April 16th, 2009 at 07:21 am
April 16th, 2009 at 11:56 am
first
April 21st, 2009 at 06:23 pm
iLol'd
April 16th, 2009 at 04:38 pm
The girl who is never on and never IMs you, but as soon as you delete her, she IMs you, then you have to add her back, then she is never on again, but as soon as you delete her, she IMs you, then you have to add her back, she IMs you, then you have to add her back, then she is never on again, but as soon as you delete her,she IMs you, then you have to add her back, then she is never on again, but as soon as you delete her,she IMs you, then you have to add her back, then she is never on again, but as soon as you delete her,she IMs you, then you have to add her back, then she is never on again, but as soon as you delete her...
I call her Infinite Mary.
April 18th, 2009 at 06:54 am
Ahh Infinite Mary.. that scoundrel.
April 18th, 2009 at 07:05 am
you're a loser. give up.
April 19th, 2009 at 02:39 am
you're original, keep going
April 23rd, 2009 at 01:32 am
HAHAHAHA I have an infinite Sarah !! haha, true my friend 100% true.
April 16th, 2009 at 05:36 pm
"person who always has song lyrics as their away message, regardless of if they're actually there or not"
so annoying.
April 16th, 2009 at 09:58 pm
SIXTYNINTH POST!! COME ON!!! SIXYNINE!!!!!! 69!
April 21st, 2009 at 02:40 pm
Sixtyninth Post! Come On! Sixynine!! 69!
April 16th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
i lol'd
April 17th, 2009 at 01:57 am
i m the guy who is always awesome
April 17th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
no actually your just a douche bag!
April 18th, 2009 at 04:32 pm
hahahaa
April 18th, 2009 at 09:05 pm
Lol Pwnt
April 17th, 2009 at 09:02 pm
I'm the who the f*ck is this person.
LOL.
April 18th, 2009 at 07:58 am
I just never sign on anymore...when i would nobody would talk...so i guess im the one on their list thats the "who the f*ck is that person? " :/
April 18th, 2009 at 02:46 pm
I'm the...the I am, am I am, am I am I I am man.
April 18th, 2009 at 02:47 pm
I am the...I am I am, am I am man
April 18th, 2009 at 07:23 pm
I'm the guy on all your lists "appear offline" stalking you.
April 20th, 2009 at 04:10 am
Me too, man, me too.
April 18th, 2009 at 10:21 pm
How about
"A GUY WHO KEEPS ON ASKING YOU TO HANG OUT FOR A NIGHT WITH HIM" :p
April 19th, 2009 at 05:49 am
"Person who only messages you when they require computer based help"
"Person who you've known for years and used to speak to daily but now cba"
YE NIGGAS!!
April 27th, 2009 at 05:28 pm
No one has "the one who got away" ?
May 7th, 2009 at 06:06 pm
Person who is always "invisible" because "she doesn't want everyone IMing her", but she still goes online and will initiate a conversation with you anyways, and you're like "WTF! Where did you come from?" And eventually she does it so much that her secret's out and everyone knows she's probably "online" despite being under the "offline" list. THENm when you really want to talk to her, you never know when she is on or not!
May 15th, 2009 at 02:38 pm
Photoshopped. I looked up half those screen names and they dont exist.
No one can fool me.
June 10th, 2009 at 03:11 pm
hahahaha
May 30th, 2009 at 06:36 am
Little does she know that you only ever respond because you're still trying to get back in there.
telecommunication degree
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