Zillow.com, the website that tells you how much a house is worth, now has a new iPhone app that lets you see what any nearby house will cost you. So, we wondered what it would be like if you could use this new Zillow app for anything.
I already said the word douche in my comment, at least have an original adjective to describe someone when you're trying insult them back.
So what happened? You spent all your money on your iPhone and didn't have any left over to buy some originality?
You should take a picture of your own butthole and say... cost...likeing women...cause wants you see your own butthole, something few have ever done...you want to fuck it...and anything that looks like it.
I must thank you for introducing me to the term "shartburn," which is most certainly going to find its way into heavy rotation in my vocabulary at once.
I often sigh from content when I visit Holy Taco because the stupidity I encounter while reading comments on this site can be just as funny as the web site itself.
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April 30th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
You should have an iPhone pointing at another iPhone and it should say"
Having an iPhone
Estimated cost: Always looking like a trendy douche when you talk on your phone.
April 30th, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Zing!
Also with the baby, you couldn't be closer to the truth. Marriage doesn't ruin sex, babies do.
April 30th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
word.
April 30th, 2009 at 01:27 pm
Jesus Christ, word. Amen, brother, Amen.
April 30th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
Someone has iPhone envy.
April 30th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
That's not a cost you douche bag. Also dont be jealous just because your food stamps wont pay for an iphone
April 30th, 2009 at 02:13 pm
I already said the word douche in my comment, at least have an original adjective to describe someone when you're trying insult them back.
So what happened? You spent all your money on your iPhone and didn't have any left over to buy some originality?
Ohhhhhh snap, I win.
April 30th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
FFIRRRSSTT!!!
April 30th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Yes you look like a douche when talking on your iphone, and yes marriage is a big FU@#$%#$ING mistake. Don't do it.
April 30th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
You should take a picture of your own butthole and say... cost...likeing women...cause wants you see your own butthole, something few have ever done...you want to fuck it...and anything that looks like it.
April 30th, 2009 at 01:01 pm
Is there an app to let you know when you've had to many drugs??? Watch Macho Man Randy Savage Smoke Salvia... AND FREAK THE #@$% OUT:
April 30th, 2009 at 02:35 pm
LOL, i like the WoW one.
I sit next girls in my home economics class all the time
April 30th, 2009 at 04:22 pm
next semester jackass take an English class
April 30th, 2009 at 05:12 pm
You forgot the capital N at the beginning of your sentence.
April 30th, 2009 at 08:34 pm
lmao. nice one
April 30th, 2009 at 05:38 pm
...and the punctuation.
April 30th, 2009 at 05:33 pm
I must thank you for introducing me to the term "shartburn," which is most certainly going to find its way into heavy rotation in my vocabulary at once.
May 1st, 2009 at 10:19 am
Amen brother
May 1st, 2009 at 12:00 pm
haha, yes! Shartburn.
perfect
May 1st, 2009 at 03:53 am
I often sigh from content when I visit Holy Taco because the stupidity I encounter while reading comments on this site can be just as funny as the web site itself.
May 1st, 2009 at 06:24 am
sigh
May 1st, 2009 at 10:05 am
I WANT ONE OF THOSE
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