Ikea instruction manuals always take something incredibly complicated, and over simplify the ever loving shit out of it. So we figured, using that same method, we'd show you how to take what could be a complicated situation, and easily deal with it.
Whatever happened to just digging a hole in the back yard? or putting it in a neighborhood far far away and making it look like it wandered off and got "hit" by a car
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May 19th, 2009 at 03:14 pm
What do you tell her, the day she stumbles across it?
May 19th, 2009 at 03:32 pm
You act completely shocked and say, "OMG how could you do that to your own puppy?", then start crying.
May 22nd, 2009 at 10:15 am
Pure Genious!
Flip it right back on her. The best defense a good offense!
LOL!
May 19th, 2009 at 06:54 pm
Tell her dog was trying to unfold the couch into a bed then died choking on some air freshners..
May 19th, 2009 at 03:35 pm
this is weak.
May 19th, 2009 at 05:57 pm
very
May 19th, 2009 at 04:40 pm
Switch the "air fresheners", that never work, even inside a box sized NORMAL smelling CAR, with chloroform, and your safe.
May 19th, 2009 at 04:45 pm
Part of the new IKEA range; DUGKUFFIN
May 19th, 2009 at 05:15 pm
Wow. I'm thoroughly disappointed with this post.
May 19th, 2009 at 08:19 pm
DUGKUFFIN.... FTW!!!!!
May 20th, 2009 at 06:53 am
stupidest thing i have seen on the internet in at least 5 years.
May 20th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
LULZ PWN'T.
May 20th, 2009 at 05:07 pm
wont she notice her dog is gone?? and when you sit on it you would feel the dog right?? o well greatt post
May 23rd, 2009 at 02:02 am
Whatever happened to just digging a hole in the back yard? or putting it in a neighborhood far far away and making it look like it wandered off and got "hit" by a car
September 14th, 2009 at 02:44 pm
I still like the How To Lose Friends and Alienate People solution... put it in a co-workers purse and drop it out the window
January 20th, 2010 at 10:30 am
this is surprisingly simple for Ikea directions.
February 20th, 2010 at 03:10 pm
The dog clearly crawled under there for warmth.
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