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Ikea Instruction Manual For Hiding Your Girlfriends Dog You Accidentally Killed

Ikea instruction manuals always take something incredibly complicated, and over simplify the ever loving shit out of it.  So we figured, using that same method, we’d show you how to take what could be a complicated situation, and easily deal with it.

17 Responses to "Ikea Instruction Manual For Hiding Your Girlfriends Dog You Accidentally Killed"

  1. Anonymouze says:

    this is surprisingly simple for Ikea directions.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Whatever happened to just digging a hole in the back yard? or putting it in a neighborhood far far away and making it look like it wandered off and got “hit” by a car

  3. ChrisMoltisanti says:

    The dog clearly crawled under there for warmth.

  4. Jimmy John says:

    I still like the How To Lose Friends and Alienate People solution… put it in a co-workers purse and drop it out the window

  5. Lacey says:

    Wow. I’m thoroughly disappointed with this post.

  6. j hook john says:

    this is weak.

  7. kigol says:


  8. Anonymous says:

    Part of the new IKEA range; DUGKUFFIN

  9. Donatom3 says:

    You act completely shocked and say, “OMG how could you do that to your own puppy?”, then start crying.

  10. Anonymous says:

    What do you tell her, the day she stumbles across it?

  11. Paul says:

    Tell her dog was trying to unfold the couch into a bed then died choking on some air freshners..

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  13. Anonymous says:

    DUGKUFFIN…. FTW!!!!!

  14. Anonymous says:

    Switch the “air fresheners”, that never work, even inside a box sized NORMAL smelling CAR, with chloroform, and your safe.

  15. Hobosoft says:

    Pure Genious!

    Flip it right back on her. The best defense a good offense!

  16. Anonymous says:

    wont she notice her dog is gone?? and when you sit on it you would feel the dog right?? o well greatt post

  17. Anonymous says:

    stupidest thing i have seen on the internet in at least 5 years.