Whatever happened to just digging a hole in the back yard? or putting it in a neighborhood far far away and making it look like it wandered off and got “hit” by a car
this is surprisingly simple for Ikea directions.
I still like the How To Lose Friends and Alienate People solution… put it in a co-workers purse and drop it out the window
The dog clearly crawled under there for warmth.
wont she notice her dog is gone?? and when you sit on it you would feel the dog right?? o well greatt post
Tell her dog was trying to unfold the couch into a bed then died choking on some air freshners..
You act completely shocked and say, “OMG how could you do that to your own puppy?”, then start crying.
What do you tell her, the day she stumbles across it?
this is weak.
Switch the “air fresheners”, that never work, even inside a box sized NORMAL smelling CAR, with chloroform, and your safe.
Flip it right back on her. The best defense a good offense!
Wow. I’m thoroughly disappointed with this post.
Part of the new IKEA range; DUGKUFFIN
stupidest thing i have seen on the internet in at least 5 years.