I'll Be Good, I Swear.

August 20th, 2009 | 10:15 am
I'll Be Good, I Swear.

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13 Responses to "I'll Be Good, I Swear."

  1. Dooshman Says:

    Dingle-squirter, where are you dip-shit?

  2. dirk-dingleberry Says:

    At your mom's. Tell her I left my belt on her bedroom floor. Fuckwit!

  3. philosopher Says:

    let the insults directed towards me begin

    to any pricks pretending to be me; feel free to argue in my place, while at the same time insulting yourself. I don't even bother reading or responding to them any more

  4. Philosopher Fan Says:

    Wow, that is deep. I like you lots.

  5. Philosopher's Self Esteem Says:

    I, wish I was, dead.

  6. John Mastodon Says:

    ^ Epic, Win, ^,^

  7. Anonymous Says:

    Well thanks for the green light, fucktard. Keep up the great job "not reading or responding to" other people's comments. Fuck, you get dumber by the day ...

  8. philsopher's returned Horse Dong Says:

    Hey man don't worry I dont hate you i just want to fuck you

  9. Philosopher's Dad Says:

    Son, when your mother says to clean your room, you had better goddamn do it!

  10. Gary Busey Says:

    They couldn't fit a circle on this sign massive enough to accurately represent the shear size of philosophers cavernous rectum. I personally think they should have settled for this, not an actual circle, but a good symbolic representation none the less...

    http://endtimepilgrim.org/abyss.jpg

  11. UN- nonymous Says:

    After seeing this sign, ol phili boy will go down in history to be the first to ever try and break INTO prison.

  12. mcgruffaluffagus Says:

    that's funny. we need a sign like that at my store, where stupid fucking Marist College idiots try to steal 99-cent bags of chips when they have daddy's credit card in their wallet. stupid fucks.

  13. dangitbobby Says:

    honestly, if your asshole's that big to start with, i'm thinking you probably wouldn't mind getting it stretched out

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