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that’s funny. we need a sign like that at my store, where stupid fucking Marist College idiots try to steal 99-cent bags of chips when they have daddy’s credit card in their wallet. stupid fucks.
After seeing this sign, ol phili boy will go down in history to be the first to ever try and break INTO prison.
Hey man don’t worry I dont hate you i just want to fuck you
I, wish I was, dead.
^ Epic, Win, ^,^
Well thanks for the green light, fucktard. Keep up the great job “not reading or responding to” other people’s comments. Fuck, you get dumber by the day …
Wow, that is deep. I like you lots.
let the insults directed towards me begin
to any pricks pretending to be me; feel free to argue in my place, while at the same time insulting yourself. I don’t even bother reading or responding to them any more
They couldn’t fit a circle on this sign massive enough to accurately represent the shear size of philosophers cavernous rectum. I personally think they should have settled for this, not an actual circle, but a good symbolic representation none the less…
http://endtimepilgrim.org/abyss.jpg
At your mom’s. Tell her I left my belt on her bedroom floor. Fuckwit!
Dingle-squirter, where are you dip-shit?
Son, when your mother says to clean your room, you had better goddamn do it!
honestly, if your asshole’s that big to start with, i’m thinking you probably wouldn’t mind getting it stretched out