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13 Responses to "I’ll Be Good, I Swear."

  1. mcgruffaluffagus says:

    that’s funny. we need a sign like that at my store, where stupid fucking Marist College idiots try to steal 99-cent bags of chips when they have daddy’s credit card in their wallet. stupid fucks.

  2. UN- nonymous says:

    After seeing this sign, ol phili boy will go down in history to be the first to ever try and break INTO prison.

  3. philsopher's returned Horse Dong says:

    Hey man don’t worry I dont hate you i just want to fuck you

  4. Philosopher's Self Esteem says:

    I, wish I was, dead.

  5. John Mastodon says:

    ^ Epic, Win, ^,^

  6. Anonymous says:

    Well thanks for the green light, fucktard. Keep up the great job “not reading or responding to” other people’s comments. Fuck, you get dumber by the day …

  7. Philosopher Fan says:

    Wow, that is deep. I like you lots.

  8. philosopher says:

    let the insults directed towards me begin

    to any pricks pretending to be me; feel free to argue in my place, while at the same time insulting yourself. I don’t even bother reading or responding to them any more

  9. Gary Busey says:

    They couldn’t fit a circle on this sign massive enough to accurately represent the shear size of philosophers cavernous rectum. I personally think they should have settled for this, not an actual circle, but a good symbolic representation none the less…

    http://endtimepilgrim.org/abyss.jpg

  10. dirk-dingleberry says:

    At your mom’s. Tell her I left my belt on her bedroom floor. Fuckwit!

  11. Dooshman says:

    Dingle-squirter, where are you dip-shit?

  12. Philosopher's Dad says:

    Son, when your mother says to clean your room, you had better goddamn do it!

  13. dangitbobby says:

    honestly, if your asshole’s that big to start with, i’m thinking you probably wouldn’t mind getting it stretched out


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