As a kid, Captain Planet was an awesome cartoon about the environment. Every one of the planeteers had a cool power like Earth, Wind, Water, Fire, except the last kid, whose power was "Heart." We figure at some point, that kid must have gotten pissed off that his power was really lame and probably got tired of explaining to people at parties, what it was. Therefore we decided to show you what an IM conversation between Captain Planet and Heart might look like.
Thanks to reader Josh M for remind us about the awesomeness that was captain planet.
Captain Planet was the cartoon, that when it came on, you got all depressed and decided between watching it or doing your homework.
There were way better shows at that time.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Duck Tales
Dark Wing Duck
Chip n' Dales Rescue Rangers
Transformers
He-man
Batman
Superman
G.I. Joe
Thundercats
...the list goes on
Captain Planet was lamer than Speed Racer (a.k.a. really lame)
The Holy Taco bit about Heart was kinda funny, though.
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January 26th, 2009 at 06:26 pm
not funny
January 26th, 2009 at 07:07 pm
are you serious that was hilarious
January 26th, 2009 at 07:07 pm
i thought it was funny.. he really is kind of useless in a fight.. what does he do if there are no animals around? sit around and bitch that's what..
January 26th, 2009 at 11:19 pm
dear god i loled so hard at that. haha
January 26th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
Holy shit! That was one of the funniest things I've read.. ever.
January 27th, 2009 at 01:14 am
Haha... That's a good one.
January 27th, 2009 at 03:19 am
He's got the power of "loser who gets kidnapped".
They can't do the 'accidentally lost the power ring' plot line all the time, right?
January 27th, 2009 at 10:28 am
"is one of them being a bitch?" hahahhahaha
January 27th, 2009 at 10:30 am
What's up with the guy in the glasses gay fucking hat? Oh wait, wrong post.
January 27th, 2009 at 10:44 am
Captain Planet was the cartoon, that when it came on, you got all depressed and decided between watching it or doing your homework.
There were way better shows at that time.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Duck Tales
Dark Wing Duck
Chip n' Dales Rescue Rangers
Transformers
He-man
Batman
Superman
G.I. Joe
Thundercats
...the list goes on
Captain Planet was lamer than Speed Racer (a.k.a. really lame)
The Holy Taco bit about Heart was kinda funny, though.
January 27th, 2009 at 08:21 pm
I think his new power should be the power of the gay. Wait, they all have that I think.
January 28th, 2009 at 03:52 am
OMG That was Hilarious! love it.
January 28th, 2009 at 07:41 am
This is gold.
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