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IM Conversation between Captain Planet And The “Heart” Kid.

As a kid, Captain Planet was an awesome cartoon about the environment.  Every one of the planeteers had a cool power like Earth, Wind, Water, Fire, except the last kid, whose power was "Heart."  We figure at some point, that kid must have gotten pissed off that his power was really lame and probably got tired of explaining to people at parties, what it was.  Therefore we decided to show you what an IM conversation between Captain Planet and Heart might look like.
 
 

 
Thanks to reader Josh M for remind us about the awesomeness that was captain planet.
 

13 Responses to "IM Conversation between Captain Planet And The “Heart” Kid."

  1. Anonymous says:

    I think his new power should be the power of the gay. Wait, they all have that I think.

  2. Crush says:

    OMG That was Hilarious! love it.

  3. Aftersun says:

    This is gold.

  4. Tyler says:

    Captain Planet was the cartoon, that when it came on, you got all depressed and decided between watching it or doing your homework.

    There were way better shows at that time.
    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
    Duck Tales
    Dark Wing Duck
    Chip n’ Dales Rescue Rangers
    Transformers
    He-man
    Batman
    Superman
    G.I. Joe
    Thundercats
    …the list goes on

    Captain Planet was lamer than Speed Racer (a.k.a. really lame)
    The Holy Taco bit about Heart was kinda funny, though.

  5. Anonymous says:

    are you serious that was hilarious

  6. Anonymous says:

    i thought it was funny.. he really is kind of useless in a fight.. what does he do if there are no animals around? sit around and bitch that’s what..

  7. jkc says:

    “is one of them being a bitch?” hahahhahaha

  8. Josh M says:

    Holy shit! That was one of the funniest things I’ve read.. ever.

  9. TrillVille says:

    Haha… That’s a good one.

  10. Library says:

    What’s up with the guy in the glasses gay fucking hat? Oh wait, wrong post.

  11. Anonymous says:

    not funny

  12. Anonymous says:

    dear god i loled so hard at that. haha

  13. MrNoMoniker says:

    He’s got the power of “loser who gets kidnapped”.
    They can’t do the ‘accidentally lost the power ring’ plot line all the time, right?


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