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I’m Not Going Back! I’m Not Going F*&kin Back!

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23 Responses to "I’m Not Going Back! I’m Not Going F*&kin Back!"

  1. g-man says:

    I’m on the way with my lube in hand

  2. Felicia-O says:

    Where is PETA? People Entering Turtle Asses.

  3. pcd says:

    HAHA noo leave my shell ,its my home…people…in southafrica….homes are gettin takin away

  4. luzzy says:

    wow
    finally i see a turtle alive and longer

  5. burfurger says:

    That ain’t too smart a way to hold one of those turtles

  6. FranTheBanana says:

    My first wife had a big snapper like that.

  7. Johnny Mastodon says:

    It’s Keith Richards !!

  8. Bubba says:

    I like hurting cats too ! i put a can of tuna in my back yard, cock the bb gun a few times and its like duck hunt but with cats

  9. The Judge says:

    Note all: this is what alcohol does to you (makes you a retard).

  10. Anonymous says:

    First! …. for some reason its not as satisfying as I imagined. Oh well… back to torturing cats

  11. Ektherion says:

    your fucking messed up

  12. Anonymous says:

    your the biggest fucking douche out there aren’t you!

  13. Shizzire says:

    Turtles get hemmorroids too…

  14. Anonymous says:

    Michaelangelo has really went down hill since the last TMNT movie

  15. Thatguypete says:

    Amy Whinohouse trying to escape rehab…

  16. Pierre says:

    caption should have involved something about turtle prostates.

  17. Anonymous says:

    …that’s it Frenchy…keep that mind on the one track, anuses and prostates.

  18. Horny Chick says:

    That really looks like some Bizzare Sexual Act – Very disturbing!

  19. i abuse cats says:

    u call that hurting cats bubba…i just order chinese food…

  20. vaffanculo says:

    Holy shit! Did I just laugh at a Holy Taco caption? I think I just left a skid mark in my shorts. (Another one, I mean.)

  21. chili mac says:

    Gammera ?

  22. Anonymous says:

    Ah, the Voice of Experience.

  23. Dspayre says:

    Old age Whinger Turtle.


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