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I’m So Tired I Could Sleep With a Horse

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27 Responses to "I’m So Tired I Could Sleep With a Horse"

  1. Rawwrred says:

    You are all a bunch of fucking retards!! Every Last one of you! Fuck You All!!

  2. Anonymous says:

    How is the horse fucking dead you idiots.
    Its a foal, and its asleep.
    And its adorable (:

  3. Taco Tuesday Diarrhea says:

    This repost is disturbing in that the horse looks fucking dead.

  4. Anonymous says:

    I thought the site got bad when the Pauls and Pierre got on here. Now you’re stooping to reposts? WTF?

  5. Anonymouse says:

    His girlfriend gave him deepthroat for the first time, then woke up a little horse/hoarse. Nyuck nyuck nyuck.

    Wocka wocka wocka.

  6. Ally says:

    Tell ya what i didnt see this first time but i like this caption a lot

  7. Felicia-O says:

    The horse DOESN’T fuck when it’s dead. It’s GETTING fucked when it’s dead. And it’s not adorable. It’s illegal in all states but Florida. American’s Wang.

  8. claudie at the disco says:

    when did Sarah Jessica Parker get a new boyfriend?

  9. Felicia-O says:

    And another thing! If it’s just a FOAL as you say, that means it’s Necropheliac PEDOPHILE Beastiality.

  10. ANTHONY RAMKEESOON says:

    WHO IS SLEEPING WITH WHO…???

  11. Anonymous says:

    Blow me whore.

  12. Anonymous says:

    Can this get, like, anti-”comment of the week” or something?

  13. Anonymous says:

    Well, you’re the expert …

  14. LovelyLady says:

    i dont even wanna kno

  15. Anonymous says:

    So are you just going to repost every fucking picture you’ve ever posted, or what?

    http://www.holytaco.com/tomorrow-morning-going-be-very-awkward

  16. Anonymous says:

    could u at least put some fuckin sheets on the bed before u anally rape that pony…poor horses dont get any respect

  17. Dumbshit says:

    HIYO!

  18. fingfangfoom says:

    hope the dude had the good sense not to ride bareback.

  19. Horny Chick says:

    Don’t get stuck with a horse, Cam with Naughty Girls live and direct!

  20. Dspayre says:

    Bitch show me your saddle bags!

  21. Felicia-O says:

    My Little Pony. BTW, that horse is obviously dead. Necropheliac Beastiality.

  22. Johnny Mastodon says:

    “Sex in the Stable”

  23. Anonymous says:

    Used them all up LAST time …

  24. aPlateOfGrapes says:

    What, no “I can’t believe he slept with Sara Jessica Parker” jokes?

  25. nate says:

    first time you posted this the caption was much funnier

  26. Thatguypete says:

    What? It’s an Amish rite of passage…


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