Remember Josef Fritzl? Sure you do. He’s the Austrian family man who secretly kept his daughter locked in a dungeon for 24 years. During that time, he repeatedly raped and impregnated her, forcing her to have seven of his incestuous children, one of which miscarried. Yeah, that guy. You remember him.
Well, he’s back in the news again. In his first interview since being locked up, he talked about typical serial killer stuff, boasting about being famous, and how he hates hairdressers more than he hates dentists. But then came the good stuff, and Fritzl gave the world a candid glimpse into his demented mind.
He has a colour TV that receives 38 channels and his favourite programme is Charlie Sheen’s comedy Two And A Half Men. ‘The young kid in it reminds me of my son,.’ he said. ‘It loosens me up, makes me break out with laughter. It destroys the soul if one is always deathly sad.’
Well, there you have it. Incestuous serial rapists love “Two and a Half Men.” Kudos to CBS. It’s time to call Justin Halpern and pitch “Shit My Incestuous Serial Rapist Dad Says.” (The Daily Mail)
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I kinda got hooked on that show because of April Bowlby playing “Kandi”. She’s honestly, mesmerizingly HAAAWT!!!
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Hey Holy Taco – I’m no longer affiliated with this shit pile of a website, so please never mention my name again. Thanks.
Don’t you get it, HT is indirectly implying you and your dad have a little something hiding in the closet. So rather than getting pissed at whatever involvement you might have with the site nowadays, you should be more concerned with trying to prove your non-incestuous relationship with your dad… but if you wanna get all defensive about it, we’ll understand. wink wink nudge nudge.