What the f$#k, bro? Why is everyone stopped? God dammit! If I don’t get to the gym within forty five minutes, the protein shake I just had will be completely useless! Helloooo, shithead in front of me, there’s seven feet of empty space between you and the car in front of you, are you retarded as f*&k, cause that’s the only reason I can see for you not moving forward right now. I can not WAIT to see what ethnicity you are so that I can call you whatever the appropriate racist term is for your people. There you are, you friggin Dago. Yeah, you see me, I’m gonna stare at you until you realize how stupid you are, and how smart I am. Don’t mouth incoherent shit at me, I will get out of this car and use EVERY BIT of training I learn in my twice a week kickboxing class to kick the piss out of you. It may say on the sign up it’s for cardio, but Jon Pierre my trainer has used me as an example for the rest of the class on three different occasions.
Great, my blue tooth blowing up, unknown number. Probably that chick I f&*ked a couple nights ago. Lose ten pounds bitch, then I’ll pick up! Haha, I totally have to tell my bros I thought that tomorrow when we get bottle service at the club. I’ll just tell them I picked up the phone and said that shit to her.
Okay, that’s it, I’m honking the horn. God, I love this Paul Oakenfold album that’s rocking on my iPod right now. It pumps me up. HOOOOOONK! There, that should clear all this traffic up. What the?! Why isn’t everyone moving? Maybe they didn’t hear me honk my horn. HOOOOOOOONK! HOOOOOOOONK! Hey dude next to me, don’t look at me bro. DO NOT F&*KING LOOK AT ME. That’s right, look away you fag. Nobody maintains eye contact with me. Nobody.
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Jon Pierre used you for an example of what, taking it up the ying yang! Get back in you f****n BMWussy car and shut your cum catcher!!!
Never denied BMWs are great cars. The company has a great legacy. Im saying the losers who drive them are typically the most arrogant, self rightous, a-holes on Gods green earth. They believe that because the car is german it must be driven like every road is the autobahn and every other car on the road is an impediment. Just saying.
wow. you’re an idiot
I think BMW should make turn signals standard so the assholes driving their cars can use them. They must currently be part of some option package that is too expensive even for the typical yuppie scum.
I’m sorry, was there supposed to be a real comment in that incoherent rambling?
The best thing I saw a couple years ago was an act against God. A teenage girl, driving a BMW, switching lanes, smoking, on the cell phone and holy shit she was looking and using a turn signal! I almost died.
reliable? you ever owned one. i worked at a beemer dealership for a while and wouldnt say they are great cars.
as for debt, most people dont own them they are leased or they trade em in every 2 years and make the smallest repayments possible on them. the worst guys are the ones that think they are awesom for having a 10 year old 318. wow a ten year old model of the lowest spec how successfull you must be
BMWs are actually kinda German crap unless you pay out the ass for maintenance. sure they handle great, but they only retain their value if they’re well taken care of, which most people don’t do since they pay a lot to buy one but don’t actually have the income to maintain one. have you ever owned one? I have. nothing special. the only ones that are really nice are the brand new 5 or 7 series.
Which bikes did you enjoy working on the most? Bimmers, the cars, are not as unreliable as people think they are. Can’t actually think of a car which remains reliable without the proper maintenance being done. Some husbands get their wife’s a BMW so their significant other can stop bitching about what their friends drive and have. Normally the wifes tend to overlook the maintenance on their BMW and bitch at the dealerships.
The Beemers, BMW motorcycles, are actually pretty powerful. The K1200S actually has 167HP which is right up there with some compact cars. I’m sure you know much more about this since you’ve worked on them.
Also, with the reference to people with BMW and debt, not entirely true. Lets say, Bob plans to buy a car and wants to spend around 30K. Bob goes out and buys a new Chevrolet Impala LTZ with no extra options for 30K. Bill for the same money goes and buys a 2002-04 BMW M5. They both spend the same amount of money, except at the end of the day Bob is driving an Impala with its plastic interior while Bill is enjoying the luxury, power, and handling of his BMW. In the eyes of others, Bob is just an average person while Bill is an asshole who must be in debt since he drives a nice German car even though both probably financed their cars.
You don’t need a BMW to get all that, and you don’t have to piss away so much money. It’s not a status symbol. Anyone that can afford a car can afford a BMW. I’m sure most of the dumb fucks that drive them are deep in debt.
Actually I attended on a full academic scholarship….Florida Bright Futures Scholarship.
Paid for by Florida Lotto revenue, paid for by you and anyone else stupid enough to gamble away their hard earned money on lotto tickets.
The University of Florida is a tier 1 school…meaning Top50 in the country academically, though only ranked 40th-50th, depending on the year.
Ranked 2nd academically in the Southeast U.S., Ranked 1st in Florida. Business program ranked in Top 20.
Florida grads don’t think of ways to be bigger douches, our awesomeness comes effortlessly. GATORS RULE, suck it.
i think you meant to say ‘gay’tors. funny how you could be so much of a douchebag that you can read this article and not realize you are the exact person it is making fun of. but as we all know UF doesnt focus on strong ‘academics’ or ‘quality education’. its probly nice to know youll be paying for 15 years for that overpriced joke of an education you recieved. but….. i would guess by your level of douchebaggery that you were one of those those kids whose mommy and daddy paid for everything while you sat around thinking of ways you could be a bigger douchebag.
Yeah, it kinda resembles the caramel swirl ice cream from Haagen Dazs.
yeah and her zebra-esque pinstripe hairdo
Fatty Mcphat bitch can come be fat at my house anytime she wants….
I agree ill take her any day
Tebow is King.
Gator fans are better then everyone else.
We are awesome.
Learn to accept this.
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I know this putz, he has a University of Florida license plate on his car and walks around town in an extra medium Tim Tebow jersey.
Fatty McFat Bitch is really hot.
too fat
that comment just makes you sound ignorant. bmws are very very reliable and have excellent performance and are all around great cars.
Hands down the biggest SOBs on this planet is any self important douchebag driving any BMW of any year, any model.
Ummm. I’m pretty sure that this guy is a dago. Anyone else read the inner monologue with a jersey accent? I know I did.
You can give me her number i will take it for the team!
How did you read my mind?? Get outta my head!
Paul Oakenfold is so … retro.
bro needs to be tased.
DON’T TASE ME BRO!!!
why are you two fags looking at her hair?
Yeah, Bros. You need to be lookin’ at them rawkin tatties.