Is this? Oh man, I love this song. I mean, I don’t love this song, but you know, Sheryl Crow is a talented guitar player. It doesn’t make me gay to say that, that’s just sort of fact that everybody thinks. Shit, red light. I’m just gonna roll my windows up. Because it’s cold outside, not because I care what people think if I’m listening to this song. This was a popular song. Lots of people like this song. I mean this song –nothing’s gooooood and nothing’s riiiight, so let me be your one tooniii- whoa, whoa, I wasn’t humming that. No one saw me humming that. Who’s next to me right now? Some dude in a Camry. F*&k that guy, he’s not cooler than me. I don’t care what that guy thinks. I’m going to turn this song up, because it’s a good song. There we go, turned it right up! See, I’m – shit he looked at me.
Turn it back down, turn it back down. Pretend like you’re trying to change the station but the radio isn’t working. Look at me, pushing buttons, what the, what’s wrong with my radio? Now let me just make a face to show I can’t figure out what’s wrong with my radio. There we go, that should do it. God dammit, this is the longest f*&king red light on the entire planet, Jesus Christ. Why can’t - cause you can’t chaaaange the way I am, are you stroooong enough to be my maaaaaaan. Lieeee to me, but pleaaase don’t leeeeaaaave, don’t leave nooo- holy shit, I was just singing that out loud. Which channel is espn radio? What the f*&k are you looking at Camry asshole? I do chicks all the time. I had sex 7 weeks ago! Green light, nice! Turn it up!
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why is it that all of these monologues, sound like crack heads, who just ran out of crack, and are freaking out?
Classic!! I know the feeling when any of those really-shite-but-you-can’t-help-singing-along-songs come on the radio.
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Hahahaha, really????
“Inner Monologue Of A Guy In His Car When Sheryl Crow’s “Strong Enough To Be My Man” Comes On The Radio”
seriously, wtf??? congrationulations on officially “jumping the shark”!
The only reason I read that was to see how many ways you could misspell Sheryl Crow’s name.
How many?
The only reason I read it was because it was PRETTY DAMN FUNNY. http://casualencounters.com/blog/
The pluralized version of the noun “Justin” is “Justins” not “Justin’s”. By using an apostrophe you are making the noun possessive, like my last three girlfriend’s.
wtf… lemme guess the justin’s wrote this? FAGS! plus everybody knows that sunset boulevard song was her best work!
Sheryl Crow is one Hot Older Lady!!!
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Well none now, since the pussies went back and changed it. But there were like 3 in there, trust me.
Fuck you all, Rihanna has a good voice.
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haha, I laughed a couple of time. Some of you guys need to change your pads and quit acting like little bitches.
Dudes are way too paranoid about if other dudes think they seem masculine and average enough.
In fairness, women are way too paranoid about if that douche in the Camry is going to follow them home and rape them. (Okay, bad example. THAT dude is obviously a rape machine, and it’s normal to be paranoid. Seriously, look at that guy. Glasses be all up on his forehead. What holdin’ them up? You in trouble, girl.)
Sooo … that last possessive noun of yours was intentional, right? Mmhmm. Grammar Nazi FAIL
now that sir, was fucking funny.