What the ---- did that kid just call me a homo? That kid’s like 7 years old! I can’t just let someone call me a homo, even if he’s only 7. I mean, I don’t care what that kid thinks of me. I’m way better than him anyway. I’ve got a job. He’s only in the second grade or whatever! Y'know what? I'm over-reacting. I’m an adult. I’ll just pretend like nothing happened.....SHIT. The f*&king kid is calling me a homo again! Okay, okay, just think for a second. I gotta stick up for myself. Oh, I know! I got it! I’ll call the kid a retard. Yeah. That’s good. I’ll say something about how he needs to get back to his Special Ed class. Oh, that'll totally get him! I bet he'll start crying! Wait a minute, what if he’s actually in Special Ed? That won’t look good at all. Maybe I can come up with a really clever joke, where I make fun of him without being too mean. Like, slightly less than “calling him retarded” mean. Ah, screw it. I guess I’ll just flip this kid off and be on my way. Wait, wait. Why is he going over to the teacher? Oh, shit. He’s pointing at me. I should just pretend like I didn’t do anything, and just keep walking. That’s weird. The teacher is waving. Who’s she waving at? Somebody across the ---- WHAT?!!
A freakin’ cop?! You’ve got to be kidding me. Since when can you not make lewd gestures to seven year old kids without getting in trouble for it?! This is total bullshit. Oh, and what’s the cop holding? Huh. A wanted poster for a local pedophile. Oh, yeah, and of COURSE it looks exactly like me. Dammit. Why are there so many schools everywhere?!! WHY?!!!!
I have to admit. I have wondered if it is illegal to flip kids off? is it considered sexual harrassment to tell them to fuck off?
there are these middle/high school kids hanging out at the 7-11 i go to for an afternoon coffee and they are the usual crowd of semi-retarded teenagers, and it's not too unusual for them to have tourette-like outbursts like the one in the story.
When one of the pimple-faced brats go "watch it, fag", i wanna tell them "yeah well if fucking your dad up his fat, hairy ass makes me a fag, then i guess i am".
But i wonder if they can call the cops on me for lewd acts on a minor for something like that.
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May 28th, 2009 at 03:46 pm
holy taco isn't even trying to be funny anymore...
September 9th, 2009 at 10:14 am
owned...
May 28th, 2009 at 03:50 pm
I thought it was hilarious, anonymous above is clearly a seven year old
May 28th, 2009 at 05:48 pm
I have to admit. I have wondered if it is illegal to flip kids off? is it considered sexual harrassment to tell them to fuck off?
there are these middle/high school kids hanging out at the 7-11 i go to for an afternoon coffee and they are the usual crowd of semi-retarded teenagers, and it's not too unusual for them to have tourette-like outbursts like the one in the story.
When one of the pimple-faced brats go "watch it, fag", i wanna tell them "yeah well if fucking your dad up his fat, hairy ass makes me a fag, then i guess i am".
But i wonder if they can call the cops on me for lewd acts on a minor for something like that.
May 28th, 2009 at 09:38 pm
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May 29th, 2009 at 07:12 am
go hock your crappy website somewhere else, I don't come to holy taco to meet black women just like I don't walk the vegas strip to have cards smacked in my face with hookers on them.
May 29th, 2009 at 09:10 am
this is garbage.
worst inner monologue ever.
May 29th, 2009 at 10:15 am
Yeah, this is shit. Going downhill, HolyTaco!
May 29th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Sex in school bus
June 3rd, 2009 at 02:52 am
What the fuck? Is this some satire, sarcasm or something? You've gone downhill fast, Holytaco, fast.-
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