Alright, let’s see here: my friend Todd told me that hot chicks show up at these healthcare rallies all the time. I’ll just check out the scene a little, see which side has the hotter chicks, and then I’ll go with that side. I don’t even know what all this healthcare shit is about, anyway. Let’s see, from what I’ve seen on the news, one side is saying that I shouldn’t have to pay when I go to the hospital, and the other side is saying that I should only have to pay if I’m a citizen, or something like that. I don’t know. Why is everybody yelling? It’s like an abortion rally up in here. Are they killing people or something?
Hey, that chick doesn’t look too bad. What’s that sign she’s holding? It looks like a picture of Obama with a Hitler moustache on it. Hmm. He looks good with a moustache. Not that particular stache, but maybe he should think about, like, a handlebar moustache or something. F*ckin’ Hitler. He totally ruined that moustache for the rest of history. That’s how you know when you’re a bad dude: when you ruin a moustache style forever. Also, when you kill millions of innocent jews, but the moustache thing is pretty bad, too. Hmm. Anybody who would throw a Hitler moustache around all willy-nilly like that is probably gonna be a too much trouble. I mean, I make a lot of racist jokes. Maybe I’ll try this other chick over here, and see if I can get a conversation going.
Jesus. Somebody’s a little worked up today. Strike out for that chick. You’re not gonna get laid by being a loud, whiny bitch. It seems like all that yelling energy could be better-utilized elsewhere, like maybe on a treadmill. She’s not super-fat, but she’s fat enough. Not "walrus" fat, but more like "adolescent sea lion" fat. Whatever. It’s still too fat for me. Unless…does free healthcare include lapband procedures? It probably does. Why else would those fat people on the other side of the rally be fighting so hard for it? In that case, maybe I should make my way over to there and check out the pro-free healthcare product.
Man, there’s a lot of old bitches over here. A lot of people with weird scars and shit, too. C’mon, these old bitches have to have some hot grand daughters somewhere. Where’s all the young, hot, pro-free healthcare tail? They’re probably sitting in a college classroom somewhere. Either that, or they’re working their asses off at three jobs to pay the hospital bills from the car accident they were in a few years ago. But what about the unemployed people? Surely there are some hot unemployed chicks out there. There must be. I mean, I’m a hot dude, and I’m unemployed…well, I don’t know if "hot" is the right word, but I’m certainly an unemployed dude.
Man, I don’t even know what these people are f*cking talking about. Gross National Product? Canada? Lobbyists? Ah, f*ck it. I don’t understand what’s going on at all. What I do understand is that there aren’t any hot chicks on either side of this argument. I have a feeling that free healthcare isn’t gonna get me one of those pot cards anyway. God dammit. This is f*cking retarded. I should never have listened to Todd. I could be home playing Wii right now if it wasn’t for that f*cker. Wii Sports Resort: now that’s a healthcare package.
F*ckin’ Table Tennis…f*ckin’ Frisbee Dog…f*ckin’ Wii Basketball, dude! C’mon. I would nationalize the shit out of that. F*ck this rally bullshit. I’m goin’ home to play Wii by myself.
Hitler also ruined the swastika. It was a very common symbol but now… well I guess its still common (in the south)
that was kind of low
Isn’t ignorance fun kids?
You know what’s even more fun? Hitler ruined the Swastika because of his unfounded dislike for a particular ethnic/people group, based solely off his own unfounded prejudices.
And you just did the same thing!
Ah, irony.
(remember everyone, it’s not hypocrisy if you’re a liberal!)
Canada Rocks.. I got a free vasectomy. No more babies for this dude.
No more money shots either. I’ll take the risk.
You still shoot, they are just blanks!
the Douchealist: you are an idiot
Douchealist should be REQUIRED to get a vasectomy. That was the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever read, and I was here through the whole philosopher clusterfuck.
noah limits: take an idiots advice. stop looking at kiddie porn, it is unhealthy and your parents might let you out of the cage if you quit.
mudbutt: The dumbest thing you have ever read does not really mean much when reading is still a fairly new concept for you. Besides, after reading your statement I don’t know whether it is the dumbest thing ever written or the smartest thing ever written by the dumbest person who ever lived.
I know the concept of the money shot is tough to understand before you get your chance to pull a nice 5 roper all over a woman’s face. If it ever happens to you guys I will be more than willing to accept your apology.
See, here’s the part you’re struggling with — you can still pull a 5-roper after having had a vasectomy. I’m actually going to give you a mulligan since you clearly don’t know what a vasectomy is, but go google it and then we’ll accept YOUR apologies.
By god you’re right. Well I don’t really know but I will take your word for it. I think you deserve the award for smartest person on the internet.
just..not..bright. and its noahaction …beeotch
I hear Hitler was actually a pretty chill bro if you got to know him. No one ever mentions him creating the autobond, VW, or rubbing shit on someones upper lip when their asleep.
people really need to lay off Obama. sure he did a few things wrong, but he’s trying. people are just mad because he isn’t the flawless president they thought he would be. most of these crazy racist bitches are just looking for anything to hate about him. there was that speech he gave to all the students in America, telling them to stay in school and work hard. there were actually some insane christian bitches, rioting to leave their kids alone. they are actually pissed off, because he told them to stay in school and get an education. talk about insane cunts. we should have the police come and start beating the crap out of them like the hippies decades ago. lets see one of those messed up bitches call Obama a nazi, when she’s coughing on tear gas
I HOPE you feel better.
are you sure you’re on the right website?
The concept of the article reminds me of an episode of It’s Always Sunny…Nice rip HolyTaco Fags!
yes, I was thinking the same thing. Mac and Dennis did it better
I was going to say the same thing.
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Funny stuff guys, keep it up!
The GOP is fucking evil. Seriously the Rich ones just use the poor retarded ones that think the rapture is coming.
The GOP literally rapes them in their sleep yet they ask for more
The GOP doesn’t “literally rape them in their sleep” because it’s a grouping of people, an ideal, not a physical being. So an ideal is incapable of rape.
Also, literally utilized in that manner means it actually happened. So you sound more than a little ignorant spewing out vitriol that’s not only inaccurate, but also poorly written.
But to address your judgement of the GOP, read the Constitution, which is what our government is based on. Now see which group is more inline with what it says.
(I’ll give you a hint, “fair” treatment isn’t a constitutional right, just equal. There is no provision for public health-care. And there is a specific clause that says all powers not EXPRESSLY stated as belonging to the Federal government will be given to the state government. They did this to ensure that the Federal government wouldn’t become too large and bloated. They wanted to prevent a system bogged down in red-tape, and ensure that THE PEOPLE ran the country, not the politicians. )
Can anyone here name a political group who focuses on making the government bigger?
Ok now how about smaller?
Ok now based on the knowledge you have at hand, which political party is more American?