Why did I agree to play this, I fucking hate scrabble? Ugh, these letters I have are total crap. Is "f-l-o-x-i-n-y" a word? Hmm, I bet I could just put it down and no one would say shit. I should just confidently put it down and be like “floxiny,” and then just start counting up how many points its worth. Who’s going to challenge me, I invented the friggin Ipod. Nobody here has invented shit. But then if someone does challenge me, then suddenly “Jobs cheated at scrabble,” and that’s the kind of story every nerd on the internet is going to pass around and they’ll be photoshopping my face on to gay porn and stuff. I don’t need that shit. Oh, how hilarious, this dude just put an “i” in front of “pizza,” and then looked at me and everyone laughed. I’m totally having someone design an iPhone application called “the ugly homo,” and have the logo be that guy’s face.
Okay, my turn. Think, Jobs. Let’s see here. God, everybody is staring at me like the word I’m going to put down is going to change the fucking world. They’re going to be incredibly disappointed when I just add a “y” to “stink.” Hmm, maybe I can just tell them I’m suddenly not feeling well, and then just leave. Worked at the mac expo when I wanted to go to Six Flags Magic Mountain.