Anything that distracts you from her face is definitely a plus.
"Honey, you can take off that silly hat...I got you a paper bag to wear, AND it matches your outfit. There, that's better, now take the shorts off."
I didn't say there was anything wrong with the post. I was saying the girl who is in the post has a busted face. Her front teeth are so big that I think it'd probably be a struggle for her to put her lips together and I wouldn't even want to think about what a blow job from her would be like. Not to mention that because her huge teeth permanently keep her mouth open like that, it's pushing up her nose so it looks like she just smelt some shit. Or saw you fapping.
she may have very well caught me "fapping"! i got nothing to hide! seriously though, her "teeth"? it's not like she's bugz fucking bunnie or anything! you go ahead and trip on the little shit! besides, a lil teeth never hurt no body!!! (yes i'm referring to oral sex!)
There's nothing wrong with me. While I wouldn't say no to fucking her, I'm also not going to lie to her and tell her she's pretty. If you want to see what a girl with a nice face looks like, just look at the right side of the screen, Autumn Reeser, those two chicks in blue from the 'How to score with a bridesmaid' post, Louise Redknapp and Laetitia Casta. Geez, just because I don't fall all over myself because a girl shows some ass doesn't mean there's something wrong with me. I do think YOU need to get laid, though. Get those standards up a little.
Spoken like a guy whose sole life-long interaction with women is jerkin' the gherkin to pics and videos of airbrushed and surgically enhanced chicks in magazines and online.
You're saying that this girl has a small chance of getting a good seeing to by yourself, but in the compliments department she may as well move on as the poor girl was not blessed with the desired facial features...
Man, if I got laid with the sort of girls that you obviously do, I would never visit this page. Or any other page either, except ones telling me the fastest way to work up another hard on after blowing my load.
I wouldn't compliment her face, but I'm not a complete asshole. As for getting laid, all it takes is for you to shut your computer down, go outside and actually TALK to the females instead of gawk.
Tip: A guy that's really had sex with a woman doesn't feel the need to furiously respond to every post calling him out about it. He KNOWS he's had sex with a woman and is secure about it.
Kinda seems like you're a little insecure about something and you're desperately trying not to let us get the last word when we call you a virgin with no life.
HULKAMANIA WILL NEVER DIE, NOT AS LONG AS ALL THE LITTLE HULKSTERS KEEP TRAININ, SAYIN THEIR PRAYERS AND EATIN THEIR VITAMINS! WHATCHA GONNA DO, UN- nonymous, WHEN THE 24-INCH PYTHONS AND HULKAMANIA RUN WIIIIIIILD ON YOU?!?
"Geez, just because i don't fall all over myself because a girl shows some ass doesn't mean there's something wrong with me"... YES. YES IT DOES! just because you have homosexual urges, does not make you a bad person over all. just when it comes to hiding it!
already with the gay jokes? notice how quick you were to break those out. better watch out, wouldn't want people to think you're a closet case. just saying.
you win the biggest cunt award for pointing out the obvious!! you big stud you! no one here could ever challenge your masculinity or wit!! now how do i turn off the computer and get laid again?? does dt stand for dick taster?
"knock knock on the door"Hello I've got a package delivery for you could you sign here please! fast foward one month in a deep dark cellar. "She puts the lotion on her skin or she gets the hose again"
OK, OK, we fucking get it, you've seen Silence Of The Lambs like everybody else. Can we fucking move on from the fucking quote about the lotion?!? It's not like the fucking movie came out yesterday. Fuck.
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June 15th, 2009 at 11:04 am
I've got a package for h... oh... dammit.
June 15th, 2009 at 11:06 am
packages delivered in the back door.
June 15th, 2009 at 11:10 am
"what's that?"
"dick in a box ofcourse!"
"sign here, please, and check if the content is correct, if you will"
June 15th, 2009 at 11:11 am
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June 15th, 2009 at 11:13 am
Nice ass. Lover her body http://www.ekhichdi.com/body-care/
Tina
June 15th, 2009 at 11:18 am
what can brown do for you?
June 15th, 2009 at 11:24 am
what can i do for brown?!?!?!
June 15th, 2009 at 01:30 pm
Brown can make your dick smell shitty I guess if you put it in the little hole.
June 15th, 2009 at 01:36 pm
thats why u purge her with laxatives like a day b4 u asscrash
June 15th, 2009 at 03:25 pm
I thought you old farts used prune juice?
June 15th, 2009 at 06:05 pm
you fucking prudes! a simple enema will do the trick. if you are to shy to purchase them at the store, a turkey baster is fine too!
June 16th, 2009 at 06:06 am
Have your boyfriend swing by the house with yours if you don't mind me borrowing it.
June 18th, 2009 at 02:45 pm
No prob Bob
June 18th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
LOUD NOISES!!!
December 23rd, 2009 at 11:40 pm
"i dont know what were yelling about!" comes first douche bag nigger face cunt whore
June 15th, 2009 at 11:20 am
Anything that distracts you from her face is definitely a plus.
"Honey, you can take off that silly hat...I got you a paper bag to wear, AND it matches your outfit. There, that's better, now take the shorts off."
June 15th, 2009 at 11:35 am
l0lz, hit the spot with that one
June 15th, 2009 at 06:11 pm
she has a face?
June 15th, 2009 at 11:42 pm
WIN^^^
June 17th, 2009 at 03:27 pm
srsly? win? have you NEVER heard that before? srsly? SRSLY???
June 15th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
there is nothing wrong with this post! DT wants all women to look like men! this fine ass bitch however does not!
June 15th, 2009 at 02:59 pm
I didn't say there was anything wrong with the post. I was saying the girl who is in the post has a busted face. Her front teeth are so big that I think it'd probably be a struggle for her to put her lips together and I wouldn't even want to think about what a blow job from her would be like. Not to mention that because her huge teeth permanently keep her mouth open like that, it's pushing up her nose so it looks like she just smelt some shit. Or saw you fapping.
June 15th, 2009 at 06:03 pm
she may have very well caught me "fapping"! i got nothing to hide! seriously though, her "teeth"? it's not like she's bugz fucking bunnie or anything! you go ahead and trip on the little shit! besides, a lil teeth never hurt no body!!! (yes i'm referring to oral sex!)
June 15th, 2009 at 09:47 pm
We didn't need to know your dick was that small.
June 15th, 2009 at 01:13 pm
theres absolutely nothing wrong with her face.. whats wrong with you?!
June 15th, 2009 at 03:06 pm
There's nothing wrong with me. While I wouldn't say no to fucking her, I'm also not going to lie to her and tell her she's pretty. If you want to see what a girl with a nice face looks like, just look at the right side of the screen, Autumn Reeser, those two chicks in blue from the 'How to score with a bridesmaid' post, Louise Redknapp and Laetitia Casta. Geez, just because I don't fall all over myself because a girl shows some ass doesn't mean there's something wrong with me. I do think YOU need to get laid, though. Get those standards up a little.
June 15th, 2009 at 03:25 pm
Spoken like a guy whose sole life-long interaction with women is jerkin' the gherkin to pics and videos of airbrushed and surgically enhanced chicks in magazines and online.
June 15th, 2009 at 08:19 pm
and you feel qualified to say this based on 3 posts? way off base.
June 16th, 2009 at 06:10 am
Amen brother. Pullin' the pork as fast as he can in case Mom walks in the bedroom door.
June 15th, 2009 at 03:30 pm
You're saying that this girl has a small chance of getting a good seeing to by yourself, but in the compliments department she may as well move on as the poor girl was not blessed with the desired facial features...
Man, if I got laid with the sort of girls that you obviously do, I would never visit this page. Or any other page either, except ones telling me the fastest way to work up another hard on after blowing my load.
June 15th, 2009 at 08:13 pm
I wouldn't compliment her face, but I'm not a complete asshole. As for getting laid, all it takes is for you to shut your computer down, go outside and actually TALK to the females instead of gawk.
June 15th, 2009 at 09:00 pm
Yet you haven't done this ... why, again?
June 15th, 2009 at 09:46 pm
I've done it many a time. Today, I'm avoiding your mother.
June 16th, 2009 at 04:49 am
Tip: A guy that's really had sex with a woman doesn't feel the need to furiously respond to every post calling him out about it. He KNOWS he's had sex with a woman and is secure about it.
Kinda seems like you're a little insecure about something and you're desperately trying not to let us get the last word when we call you a virgin with no life.
(BTW, you're a virgin with no life.)
June 16th, 2009 at 06:16 am
PWND...Damn it I can't stop laughing. Brilliant brother!
June 18th, 2009 at 02:49 pm
Brother? Who the fuck are you...Hulk Hogan????
June 18th, 2009 at 03:32 pm
HULKAMANIA WILL NEVER DIE, NOT AS LONG AS ALL THE LITTLE HULKSTERS KEEP TRAININ, SAYIN THEIR PRAYERS AND EATIN THEIR VITAMINS! WHATCHA GONNA DO, UN- nonymous, WHEN THE 24-INCH PYTHONS AND HULKAMANIA RUN WIIIIIIILD ON YOU?!?
June 15th, 2009 at 06:15 pm
"Geez, just because i don't fall all over myself because a girl shows some ass doesn't mean there's something wrong with me"... YES. YES IT DOES! just because you have homosexual urges, does not make you a bad person over all. just when it comes to hiding it!
June 15th, 2009 at 08:17 pm
already with the gay jokes? notice how quick you were to break those out. better watch out, wouldn't want people to think you're a closet case. just saying.
June 15th, 2009 at 11:58 pm
you win the biggest cunt award for pointing out the obvious!! you big stud you! no one here could ever challenge your masculinity or wit!! now how do i turn off the computer and get laid again?? does dt stand for dick taster?
June 16th, 2009 at 06:20 am
Hey dt ya dumb bastard, might as well just give it up. You have been owned. dt=dick taster PRICELESS!!!
June 15th, 2009 at 02:11 pm
It's not delivery, it's delicioso!
June 15th, 2009 at 03:14 pm
"knock knock on the door"Hello I've got a package delivery for you could you sign here please! fast foward one month in a deep dark cellar. "She puts the lotion on her skin or she gets the hose again"
June 15th, 2009 at 07:47 pm
OK, OK, we fucking get it, you've seen Silence Of The Lambs like everybody else. Can we fucking move on from the fucking quote about the lotion?!? It's not like the fucking movie came out yesterday. Fuck.
June 16th, 2009 at 02:00 pm
What you mean you don't like wearing a flesh overcoat and tucking your pee pee in between your legs too?
June 15th, 2009 at 03:24 pm
Autmn Reeser is a skank red head. I'll take a delivery from this chick anyday. Hope theres hand cuffs in that package
June 15th, 2009 at 04:25 pm
"What's in the box, fox?"
June 15th, 2009 at 07:56 pm
that outfit was white before i got hold of that ass
June 15th, 2009 at 09:01 pm
I gotta say, that one was good.
June 16th, 2009 at 01:32 am
I'd like to see a Hardcore Movie of her taking it right UPS her ass!
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