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  1. FranTheBanana says:

    Who cares what Brown can do for me. I’d like to find out what PINK can do for me.

  2. CHammer says:

    The melons I ordered have finally arrived.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Why is there a chair in front of the door? How is that door supposed to be operational with that chair placed where it is? That’s just not right. Move the fuckin chair already. I just don’t understand who in their right mind would put a chair RIGHT IN FRONT OF A DOOR! That really bothers me.

  4. What says:

    It’s my dick in a box maybe 2

  5. Thatguypete says:

    “What’s in the box, fox?”

  6. thenaughtyplace.com says:

    WE DO DELIVER.

  7. Larry Kleist, Rapist says:

    i seriously doubt thats an official uniform, i would be hesitant of taking a package from her.

  8. goober says:

    Holely shit

  9. Eye-ree says:

    “ok see ya later, i’m just going to finish my self off with this dick in the box, while you hammer one off in dissapointment.”

  10. Want her says:

    Here’s my bar code reader…

  11. jack says:

    where do i sign

  12. Yo says:

    All this fag talk of pretty or not pretty is making me sick. Look, the bottom line is I’d fuck the shit out of that dirty looking skank……even if she does look like the retarded, premature alien version of Kendra Wilkinson. I think most men would beat that shit up until she walked as funny as her face looks!

  13. stoopid says:

    that outfit was white before i got hold of that ass

  14. Anonymous says:

    Autmn Reeser is a skank red head. I’ll take a delivery from this chick anyday. Hope theres hand cuffs in that package

  15. Anonymous says:

    I gotta say, that one was good.

  16. Shizzire says:

    Boner delivered!
    Signed for with a Dirty Sanchez.

  17. Anonymous says:

    OK, OK, we fucking get it, you’ve seen Silence Of The Lambs like everybody else. Can we fucking move on from the fucking quote about the lotion?!? It’s not like the fucking movie came out yesterday. Fuck.

  18. Andy says:

    It’s not delivery, it’s delicioso!

  19. somone says:

    hey could you take that package into my room please?

  20. Anonymous says:

    What you mean you don’t like wearing a flesh overcoat and tucking your pee pee in between your legs too?

  21. Anonymous says:

    “knock knock on the door”Hello I’ve got a package delivery for you could you sign here please! fast foward one month in a deep dark cellar. “She puts the lotion on her skin or she gets the hose again”

  22. Horny Chick says:

    I’d like to see a Hardcore Movie of her taking it right UPS her ass!

  23. dt says:

    I didn’t say there was anything wrong with the post. I was saying the girl who is in the post has a busted face. Her front teeth are so big that I think it’d probably be a struggle for her to put her lips together and I wouldn’t even want to think about what a blow job from her would be like. Not to mention that because her huge teeth permanently keep her mouth open like that, it’s pushing up her nose so it looks like she just smelt some shit. Or saw you fapping.

  24. suomynona says:

    there is nothing wrong with this post! DT wants all women to look like men! this fine ass bitch however does not!

  25. suomynona says:

    she may have very well caught me “fapping”! i got nothing to hide! seriously though, her “teeth”? it’s not like she’s bugz fucking bunnie or anything! you go ahead and trip on the little shit! besides, a lil teeth never hurt no body!!! (yes i’m referring to oral sex!)

  26. dt says:

    We didn’t need to know your dick was that small.

  27. church says:

    WIN^^^

  28. Anonymous says:

    srsly? win? have you NEVER heard that before? srsly? SRSLY???

  29. Anonymous says:

    Have your boyfriend swing by the house with yours if you don’t mind me borrowing it.

  30. mee nigga says:

    “i dont know what were yelling about!” comes first douche bag nigger face cunt whore

  31. anonymurderer says:

    you fucking prudes! a simple enema will do the trick. if you are to shy to purchase them at the store, a turkey baster is fine too!

  32. John McCain says:

    thats why u purge her with laxatives like a day b4 u asscrash

  33. Anonymurderer says:

    No prob Bob

  34. Anonymous says:

    I thought you old farts used prune juice?

  35. Verus says:

    LOUD NOISES!!!

  36. Aguil says:

    This is better >>

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    Must See!!!

    ;)

  37. Anonymous says:

    Brown can make your dick smell shitty I guess if you put it in the little hole.

  38. John McCain says:

    what can i do for brown?!?!?!

  39. noahaction says:

    what can brown do for you?

  40. dt says:

    I’ve done it many a time. Today, I’m avoiding your mother.

  41. Anonymous says:

    Hey dt ya dumb bastard, might as well just give it up. You have been owned. dt=dick taster PRICELESS!!!

  42. dt says:

    and you feel qualified to say this based on 3 posts? way off base.

  43. UN- nonymous says:

    Brother? Who the fuck are you…Hulk Hogan????

  44. Anonymouse says:

    You’re saying that this girl has a small chance of getting a good seeing to by yourself, but in the compliments department she may as well move on as the poor girl was not blessed with the desired facial features…

    Man, if I got laid with the sort of girls that you obviously do, I would never visit this page. Or any other page either, except ones telling me the fastest way to work up another hard on after blowing my load.

  45. Anonymous says:

    PWND…Damn it I can’t stop laughing. Brilliant brother!

  46. Anonymous says:

    Spoken like a guy whose sole life-long interaction with women is jerkin’ the gherkin to pics and videos of airbrushed and surgically enhanced chicks in magazines and online.

  47. Anonymous says:

    Yet you haven’t done this … why, again?

  48. Anonymous says:

    Tip: A guy that’s really had sex with a woman doesn’t feel the need to furiously respond to every post calling him out about it. He KNOWS he’s had sex with a woman and is secure about it.

    Kinda seems like you’re a little insecure about something and you’re desperately trying not to let us get the last word when we call you a virgin with no life.

    (BTW, you’re a virgin with no life.)

  49. dt says:

    already with the gay jokes? notice how quick you were to break those out. better watch out, wouldn’t want people to think you’re a closet case. just saying.

  50. Hulk Hogan says:

    HULKAMANIA WILL NEVER DIE, NOT AS LONG AS ALL THE LITTLE HULKSTERS KEEP TRAININ, SAYIN THEIR PRAYERS AND EATIN THEIR VITAMINS! WHATCHA GONNA DO, UN- nonymous, WHEN THE 24-INCH PYTHONS AND HULKAMANIA RUN WIIIIIIILD ON YOU?!?

  51. suomynona says:

    you win the biggest cunt award for pointing out the obvious!! you big stud you! no one here could ever challenge your masculinity or wit!! now how do i turn off the computer and get laid again?? does dt stand for dick taster?

  52. Anonymous says:

    Amen brother. Pullin’ the pork as fast as he can in case Mom walks in the bedroom door.

  53. suomynona says:

    “Geez, just because i don’t fall all over myself because a girl shows some ass doesn’t mean there’s something wrong with me”… YES. YES IT DOES! just because you have homosexual urges, does not make you a bad person over all. just when it comes to hiding it!

  54. dt says:

    I wouldn’t compliment her face, but I’m not a complete asshole. As for getting laid, all it takes is for you to shut your computer down, go outside and actually TALK to the females instead of gawk.

  55. Anonymous says:

    theres absolutely nothing wrong with her face.. whats wrong with you?!

  56. dt says:

    There’s nothing wrong with me. While I wouldn’t say no to fucking her, I’m also not going to lie to her and tell her she’s pretty. If you want to see what a girl with a nice face looks like, just look at the right side of the screen, Autumn Reeser, those two chicks in blue from the ‘How to score with a bridesmaid’ post, Louise Redknapp and Laetitia Casta. Geez, just because I don’t fall all over myself because a girl shows some ass doesn’t mean there’s something wrong with me. I do think YOU need to get laid, though. Get those standards up a little.

  57. Tina says:

    Nice ass. Lover her body http://www.ekhichdi.com/body-care/

    Tina

  58. Anonymous says:

    l0lz, hit the spot with that one

  59. noahaction says:

    she has a face?

  60. dt says:

    Anything that distracts you from her face is definitely a plus.
    “Honey, you can take off that silly hat…I got you a paper bag to wear, AND it matches your outfit. There, that’s better, now take the shorts off.”

  61. lee says:

    packages delivered in the back door.

  62. some dude says:

    “what’s that?”
    “dick in a box ofcourse!”
    “sign here, please, and check if the content is correct, if you will”

  63. Anonymous says:

    I’ve got a package for h… oh… dammit.