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where do i sign
It’s my dick in a box maybe 2
hey could you take that package into my room please?
Holely shit
i seriously doubt thats an official uniform, i would be hesitant of taking a package from her.
It’s not delivery, it’s delicioso!
“ok see ya later, i’m just going to finish my self off with this dick in the box, while you hammer one off in dissapointment.”
that outfit was white before i got hold of that ass
“knock knock on the door”Hello I’ve got a package delivery for you could you sign here please! fast foward one month in a deep dark cellar. “She puts the lotion on her skin or she gets the hose again”
I gotta say, that one was good.
OK, OK, we fucking get it, you’ve seen Silence Of The Lambs like everybody else. Can we fucking move on from the fucking quote about the lotion?!? It’s not like the fucking movie came out yesterday. Fuck.
What you mean you don’t like wearing a flesh overcoat and tucking your pee pee in between your legs too?
Autmn Reeser is a skank red head. I’ll take a delivery from this chick anyday. Hope theres hand cuffs in that package
“What’s in the box, fox?”
Boner delivered!
Signed for with a Dirty Sanchez.
I’d like to see a Hardcore Movie of her taking it right UPS her ass!
All this fag talk of pretty or not pretty is making me sick. Look, the bottom line is I’d fuck the shit out of that dirty looking skank……even if she does look like the retarded, premature alien version of Kendra Wilkinson. I think most men would beat that shit up until she walked as funny as her face looks!
Why is there a chair in front of the door? How is that door supposed to be operational with that chair placed where it is? That’s just not right. Move the fuckin chair already. I just don’t understand who in their right mind would put a chair RIGHT IN FRONT OF A DOOR! That really bothers me.
WE DO DELIVER.
Here’s my bar code reader…
The melons I ordered have finally arrived.
Who cares what Brown can do for me. I’d like to find out what PINK can do for me.
Yet you haven’t done this … why, again?
I’ve done it many a time. Today, I’m avoiding your mother.
I wouldn’t compliment her face, but I’m not a complete asshole. As for getting laid, all it takes is for you to shut your computer down, go outside and actually TALK to the females instead of gawk.
already with the gay jokes? notice how quick you were to break those out. better watch out, wouldn’t want people to think you’re a closet case. just saying.
Tip: A guy that’s really had sex with a woman doesn’t feel the need to furiously respond to every post calling him out about it. He KNOWS he’s had sex with a woman and is secure about it.
Kinda seems like you’re a little insecure about something and you’re desperately trying not to let us get the last word when we call you a virgin with no life.
(BTW, you’re a virgin with no life.)
and you feel qualified to say this based on 3 posts? way off base.
Amen brother. Pullin’ the pork as fast as he can in case Mom walks in the bedroom door.
You’re saying that this girl has a small chance of getting a good seeing to by yourself, but in the compliments department she may as well move on as the poor girl was not blessed with the desired facial features…
Man, if I got laid with the sort of girls that you obviously do, I would never visit this page. Or any other page either, except ones telling me the fastest way to work up another hard on after blowing my load.
Spoken like a guy whose sole life-long interaction with women is jerkin’ the gherkin to pics and videos of airbrushed and surgically enhanced chicks in magazines and online.
“Geez, just because i don’t fall all over myself because a girl shows some ass doesn’t mean there’s something wrong with me”… YES. YES IT DOES! just because you have homosexual urges, does not make you a bad person over all. just when it comes to hiding it!
Hey dt ya dumb bastard, might as well just give it up. You have been owned. dt=dick taster PRICELESS!!!
PWND…Damn it I can’t stop laughing. Brilliant brother!
you win the biggest cunt award for pointing out the obvious!! you big stud you! no one here could ever challenge your masculinity or wit!! now how do i turn off the computer and get laid again?? does dt stand for dick taster?
HULKAMANIA WILL NEVER DIE, NOT AS LONG AS ALL THE LITTLE HULKSTERS KEEP TRAININ, SAYIN THEIR PRAYERS AND EATIN THEIR VITAMINS! WHATCHA GONNA DO, UN- nonymous, WHEN THE 24-INCH PYTHONS AND HULKAMANIA RUN WIIIIIIILD ON YOU?!?
Brother? Who the fuck are you…Hulk Hogan????
Brown can make your dick smell shitty I guess if you put it in the little hole.
what can i do for brown?!?!?!
what can brown do for you?
thats why u purge her with laxatives like a day b4 u asscrash
Have your boyfriend swing by the house with yours if you don’t mind me borrowing it.
I thought you old farts used prune juice?
you fucking prudes! a simple enema will do the trick. if you are to shy to purchase them at the store, a turkey baster is fine too!
LOUD NOISES!!!
No prob Bob
“i dont know what were yelling about!” comes first douche bag nigger face cunt whore
l0lz, hit the spot with that one
Anything that distracts you from her face is definitely a plus.
“Honey, you can take off that silly hat…I got you a paper bag to wear, AND it matches your outfit. There, that’s better, now take the shorts off.”
she has a face?
We didn’t need to know your dick was that small.
she may have very well caught me “fapping”! i got nothing to hide! seriously though, her “teeth”? it’s not like she’s bugz fucking bunnie or anything! you go ahead and trip on the little shit! besides, a lil teeth never hurt no body!!! (yes i’m referring to oral sex!)
I didn’t say there was anything wrong with the post. I was saying the girl who is in the post has a busted face. Her front teeth are so big that I think it’d probably be a struggle for her to put her lips together and I wouldn’t even want to think about what a blow job from her would be like. Not to mention that because her huge teeth permanently keep her mouth open like that, it’s pushing up her nose so it looks like she just smelt some shit. Or saw you fapping.
there is nothing wrong with this post! DT wants all women to look like men! this fine ass bitch however does not!
theres absolutely nothing wrong with her face.. whats wrong with you?!
There’s nothing wrong with me. While I wouldn’t say no to fucking her, I’m also not going to lie to her and tell her she’s pretty. If you want to see what a girl with a nice face looks like, just look at the right side of the screen, Autumn Reeser, those two chicks in blue from the ‘How to score with a bridesmaid’ post, Louise Redknapp and Laetitia Casta. Geez, just because I don’t fall all over myself because a girl shows some ass doesn’t mean there’s something wrong with me. I do think YOU need to get laid, though. Get those standards up a little.
packages delivered in the back door.
Nice ass. Lover her body http://www.ekhichdi.com/body-care/
Tina
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Must See!!!
I’ve got a package for h… oh… dammit.
WIN^^^
srsly? win? have you NEVER heard that before? srsly? SRSLY???
“what’s that?”
“dick in a box ofcourse!”
“sign here, please, and check if the content is correct, if you will”