His name is Brian Atene. He’s an actor, but the only time you’ve ever heard his name or seen him act is on this crappy audition tape he supposedly sent to Stanley Kubrick. Is it because, just maybe, Mr. Atene is the worst actor in the history of actors (except for Michael Rappaport)? Or is it because, despite having no thespian abilities, he’s still so full of himself that he feels comfortable talking down to Stanley Kubrick.
If I was insanely wealthy, I would pay this guy to follow me around and re-enact random scenes that pop into my head. I’d instruct him to stay eight feet behind me at all times and I would yell out, “Goodfellas: The part where she points the gun in Ray Liotta’s face.” Then Brian would run up in front of me and do the scene as only Brian Atene could. Man, I can’t wait ’til I’m wealthy.
Other crap to look at:
Reese Witherspoon is fat (drunkenstepfather)
The Japanese Olympics (cameltap)
Why it’s better to be a college freshman now (comedy.com)
Melissa Marie is attractive (gorillamask)
Siobhan Parekh is also attractive (doubleviking)
Louise Glover shoots pool without a rope (hornyoyster)
How many goats? (tastybooze)
Hugh Hefner’s gf blogs now (theblemish)
Mayra Veronica has a sweet ass (Flisted)
This is a video of dogs feeling guilty (BestWeekEver)
The 2010 El Camino is a no go (Inventorspot)
Creative shop signs (funtasticus)
Courtney Love & Muppet Sexual Assault
Playboy’s Big Dance March Madness Bracket Challenge
This has got to be a put on. He claims that he’s a “Trekie”. The sign says August 20, 1963. Star Trek didn’t come on the air for another three years.
That’s his birthdate, Einstein.
Live long, just don’t reproduce.
Man, that was PAINFUL. It made me wish I was watching that shitty movie about the cancer kid — The Cure, right? — again.
Also, lol @ PonyBoy. Hell yeah.
I think it means he was born in 1963. This was probably made sometime in the 80′s, otherwise the video quality would be a lot worse.
i posted this video on break.com AGES ago, and everyone made fun of me!!
Here’s the wiki on it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Atene
he plays “simple jack” pretty good so idk what u guys are talking about lol
Simple Jack! Good one! You m m m m m Make me H H H happy!
“…and my favorite color is GREEN.” I’ve never heard such conviction about someone’s favorite color before.
I like that he is playing The Outsiders as if it was about elderly black sharecroppers from Alabama.
Go here for his current videos:
http://www.youtube.com/user/brianatene
never see him and tom cruise in the same room…….what a cunt
Hey man, Rappaport rocks. gtfo.
give this man an oscar!