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Internet Commenter Magazine

Holy Taco has the best comments section on the entire Internet.  It’s so excellent that it inspired us to create Internet Commenter Magazine, an ironically printed publication devoted solely to the world of the Internet Commenter.  Here’s the latest issue:

30 Responses to "Internet Commenter Magazine"

  1. Cocksucker says:

    First to say that “Dont Feed the Trolls!1!1!!!” is a fag and he sucks my dick every night.

  2. Cocksucker says:

    He’s not black or even bi-racial. But if he should ever present his “papers” then we’ll know just what he is.

  3. DonkeyXote Aunty says:

    Haha see what I did up there? I owned his ass twice and the second comment had a twirl to it which gives a little bonus to my usual humor.

  4. DonkeyXote Other Uncle says:

    You can have him in a minute. I’m almost ready to blow. Sorry for the sloppy seconds.

  5. Albert Hall says:

    A black guy didn’t become president Simon Clemsky, a Bi-Racial one did(everyone who keeps referring to him as black has yet to tell me how the fuck you can be black when your mother is a blond haired, blue-eyed, white chick…..)

  6. Rachel Maddow says:

    How do you like my first magazine cover photo?

  7. Jimmy Soho says:

    ROTFL, wow what a NERD!


  8. revenge is sweet says:

    Soooo is this just Holy Tacos way of getting back at everyone who gave them crap about pussying out on the Drunken Argument thing for a while?

  9. Olala says:


  10. Simon Clemsky says:

    What do you mean it’s not 2002? How the hell did a black guy become the president?

  11. DonkeyXote says:

    Nice one HT!

    Tell me that don’t hit the spot!

  12. DonkeyXote says:

    What a wanker!

  13. DonkeyXote's Uncle says:

    Come back to bed and I’ll hit the spot in your prostate that makes you scream uncle. We both know how you love my 16″ spiked dildos.

  14. Body Massage says:

    I just want to ride my Moooootorrrrrrrr Cyyyycle…

  15. randy lahey says:


  16. Rick says:

    You’re the exactly the kind of retard this is making fun of. Did you miss that??

  17. corey trevor says:

    We are officially dealing with a f*ckin’ samsquamch! It’s a ten footer by the looks of it!

  18. Ricky says:

    What do you own space? No, NAYSA does.

  19. Father Goose says:

    Hey Rick, you prick, go eatta bagga dicks.

  20. kodiak says:


  21. kodiak says:

    i mean first

  22. Dont Feed the Trolls!1!1!!! says:

    break the trend you faggots and come up with soemthing new

  23. upsurd says:

    fucking people are retarded. hur hur look at me im first! so? ,!,

  24. That guy over there says:

    Thank you Holy Taco for doing this it’s great. Keep it up.

  25. Simon Clemsky says:

    First…to use the word vaginacrackers.

  26. The Other 10% (DonkeyXote's Family) says:

    Actually, we prefer flood lights instead of refrigerator light bulbs.

  27. Olala says:

    What do you mean, mister? I do not understand what it is that you mean. Care to dissect the meaning behind that comment, I too enjoy mocking DonkeyXote. I’m gonna make him fall in love with me and then dump him.

    Break his heart.

  28. Don Key Xote says:

    I thought I had a pube until I peed out of it.

  29. Oscar Martinez says:

    What was that thing you squirted in butt?? It felt a bit bigger than a pube, oh wait you were hard! Pheww.. for a second there I thought you took turns with another guy that night.

    See, that’s why I don’t like being blindfolded!!! damn it!

  30. randy lahey's mom says:

    Could you please post the 10 Tips To Avoid Getting Caught Masturbating In Your Parents’ Den article for randy’s sake? I am spending way too much money on upholstery cleaner.