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What do you mean it’s not 2002? How the hell did a black guy become the president?
A black guy didn’t become president Simon Clemsky, a Bi-Racial one did(everyone who keeps referring to him as black has yet to tell me how the fuck you can be black when your mother is a blond haired, blue-eyed, white chick…..)
I just want to ride my Moooootorrrrrrrr Cyyyycle…
You can have him in a minute. I’m almost ready to blow. Sorry for the sloppy seconds.
ROTFL, wow what a NERD!
Jess
http://www.online-anonymity.cz.tc
Soooo is this just Holy Tacos way of getting back at everyone who gave them crap about pussying out on the Drunken Argument thing for a while?
FIRST!
Nice one HT!
Tell me that don’t hit the spot!
What a wanker!
Come back to bed and I’ll hit the spot in your prostate that makes you scream uncle. We both know how you love my 16″ spiked dildos.
Haha see what I did up there? I owned his ass twice and the second comment had a twirl to it which gives a little bonus to my usual humor.
How do you like my first magazine cover photo?
First to say that “Dont Feed the Trolls!1!1!!!” is a fag and he sucks my dick every night.
He’s not black or even bi-racial. But if he should ever present his “papers” then we’ll know just what he is.
First
You’re the exactly the kind of retard this is making fun of. Did you miss that??
We are officially dealing with a f*ckin’ samsquamch! It’s a ten footer by the looks of it!
What do you own space? No, NAYSA does.
Hey Rick, you prick, go eatta bagga dicks.
second
i mean first
break the trend you faggots and come up with soemthing new
fucking people are retarded. hur hur look at me im first! so? ,!,
Thank you Holy Taco for doing this it’s great. Keep it up.
First…to use the word vaginacrackers.
Actually, we prefer flood lights instead of refrigerator light bulbs.
What do you mean, mister? I do not understand what it is that you mean. Care to dissect the meaning behind that comment, I too enjoy mocking DonkeyXote. I’m gonna make him fall in love with me and then dump him.
Break his heart.
I thought I had a pube until I peed out of it.
What was that thing you squirted in butt?? It felt a bit bigger than a pube, oh wait you were hard! Pheww.. for a second there I thought you took turns with another guy that night.
See, that’s why I don’t like being blindfolded!!! damn it!
Could you please post the 10 Tips To Avoid Getting Caught Masturbating In Your Parents’ Den article for randy’s sake? I am spending way too much money on upholstery cleaner.