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Are Kelly Clarkson’s Thighs Fat or The Fattest?

posted 04/23/2008
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Something about Kelly Clarkson’s body just looks wrong. Her top is pretty thin, but she’s got the thighs of a Latvian Squat Champion. If you only saw her from the waist down you’d think you were watching the World’s Strongest Man competition on ESPN 8. And with thunder thighs like those, I bet she could pull a flaming helicopter farther than Magnus Ver Magnusson.

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14 Responses to "Are Kelly Clarkson’s Thighs Fat or The Fattest?"

  1. www.bannedinhollywood.com says:
    April 24, 2008 at 3:53 pm

    Whoa, Whoa, Whoa she really needs to go on the Hollywood coke diet – if theres anything she can learn from nicole richie it’s that booger sugar makes you thinner…

    http://www.bannedinhollywood.com

  2. horndog says:
    April 24, 2008 at 4:21 pm

    Hell yeah, I hit that. 1st I lick it. then I stick it.

  3. Jaiz says:
    April 26, 2008 at 12:22 am

    She’s Banging! I would beat it up then seed it up! she got Mucho peso you f’n herb!!

  4. </a></cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/is-kelly-clarkson-fat-or-the-fattest/#comment-59904">May 13, 2009 at 11:44 am</a></div> <p>Good Day. Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.<br /> I am from Estonia and also now am reading in English, give please true I wrote the following sentence: “Filed under – autobloggreen exclusive, legislation and policy call avtovaz, gaz, and zil and ask them how things were going, oh, say between and.In the first half of gm avtovaz avtovaz pioneers in implementation of sap is a and sap avtovaz, cjsc, implemented sap solutions ensure consis.”</p> <p>THX <img src='http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /> , Holt.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-65498"> <div id="comment-65498" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Anonymous</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/is-kelly-clarkson-fat-or-the-fattest/#comment-65498">April 14, 2009 at 3:25 pm</a></div> <p>I don’t think she looks like a squat champion. She doesn’t have any muscles at all. Kelly Clarkson is not strong, not at all. I can give you 100 female singers who have stronger legs. For example, three of the Spice Girls have much stronger legs.</p> <p>I will try to answer the question “fat or the fattest”. Many people say that Beyoncé have the fattest thighs and some people might say Kelly Osbourne. This is my list (fattest thighs on a female singer):</p> <p>1. Nelly Furtado<br /> 2. Kelly Clarkson<br /> 3. Kelly Osbourne<br /> 4. Leona Lewis<br /> 5. Shakira (well, before you ask me why she is on the list, you should check out the photos where she is sitting on the beach.</p> <p>The answer to the question is: fat</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-6106"> <div id="comment-6106" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">f-bomb</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/is-kelly-clarkson-fat-or-the-fattest/#comment-6106">April 23, 2008 at 10:52 pm</a></div> <p>Holy crap, I thought that was Gilbert Gottfried for a sec.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-6107"> <div id="comment-6107" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Jacob</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/is-kelly-clarkson-fat-or-the-fattest/#comment-6107">April 23, 2008 at 11:14 pm</a></div> <p>Didnt she use to be hot? <a href="http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/rs/2005/games_installer/Kelly_Clarkson_6_-_portrait_-_Quad_Studios_NYC_12804_large.6879604.jpg" rel="nofollow">http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/rs/2005/games_installer/Kelly_Clarkson_6_-_portrait_-_Quad_Studios_NYC_12804_large.6879604.jpg</a></p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-6108"> <div id="comment-6108" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Josh</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/is-kelly-clarkson-fat-or-the-fattest/#comment-6108">April 24, 2008 at 12:24 am</a></div> <p>I used to think she was a female.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-6109"> <div id="comment-6109" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Steve</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/is-kelly-clarkson-fat-or-the-fattest/#comment-6109">April 24, 2008 at 1:27 am</a></div> <p>I fuckin’ love bitches with thick thighs, she’s hot!!!</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-6110"> <div id="comment-6110" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Meat wallet</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/is-kelly-clarkson-fat-or-the-fattest/#comment-6110">April 24, 2008 at 2:35 am</a></div> <p>Ohhh yah a little extra never hurt anyone, i love a nice meaty ass! She is amazing!</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-6111"> <div id="comment-6111" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">walrus</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/is-kelly-clarkson-fat-or-the-fattest/#comment-6111">April 24, 2008 at 4:47 am</a></div> <p>honestly, those are just really ugly pictures</p> <p>I’d fuck her in real life</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-6112"> <div id="comment-6112" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Bosco</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/is-kelly-clarkson-fat-or-the-fattest/#comment-6112">April 24, 2008 at 12:00 pm</a></div> <p>I’d hit that shit like a hanging curve ball…<br /> I love meaty ass and thighs….mmm mmm good!</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-6113"> <div id="comment-6113" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Audio1</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/is-kelly-clarkson-fat-or-the-fattest/#comment-6113">April 24, 2008 at 1:52 pm</a></div> <p>I met her a while back and she is smokin hot, you guys have no idea.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-6114"> <div id="comment-6114" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Anonymous</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/is-kelly-clarkson-fat-or-the-fattest/#comment-6114">April 24, 2008 at 2:38 pm</a></div> <p>Hillary would put her to shame.</p> </div> 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