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Is Your Baby In The Right Gang?

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Maybe it’s time to pass a few “You Must Be This Smart To Be A Parent” laws. According to upi.com:

Police in Commerce City, Colo., said a man who created a disturbance at his ex-girlfriend’s job was upset about her choice of street gang for their child.

Officers said Joseph Manzanares, 19, who was fined $810 after pleading guilty to disorderly conduct, knocked over a computer and a magazine stand at the Hollywood Video, which employs his ex-girlfriend.

A police report said the woman told officers she split with Manzanares, the father of her child, because they have “different ideas about how the baby should be raised.” Officer David Swift said he asked the woman to be more specific, and she explained that the parents belong to different street gangs.

“They could not agree on which gang the baby would claim,” Swift said.

Some parents spend their child’s formative years prepping them to get into the right pre-school to help their chances of getting into Harvard or Princeton. Others want to make sure their child is a full-fledged member of the Crips before it can walk. You say tomato, I say pleasecallchildservicesimmediately.

4 Responses to "Is Your Baby In The Right Gang?"

  1. KeeblerKahn says:

    This is a real Romeo and Juliet story we got here. If they hadn’t kicked off in the last act, it would had come to this for them as well.

    Romeo would have shown up at the 7-11 where Juliet was working, knocked over a display of Red Bull and Funyuns and ended up cooling his heels in a jail cell In fair Verona, where we lay our scene.

  2. Brenda says:

    LOL. Sad but true. Really sad.

  3. Anonymous says:

    some people seriously shouldn’t be allowed to reproduce.

  4. Pyx says:

    See this is what would have happened if Tony and Maria had gotten married at the end of West Side Story.

    Forced sterilization gets a worse name than it deserves.


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