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Italian Study Claims Watching Porn May Be Killing Your Sex Drive. From This We Can Infer That Silvio Berlusconi Does Not Watch Porn.

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Porn is a vital yet mundane aspect of the average male’s everyday life. For most of the guys I’ve ever met, watching porn is as common as brushing your teeth in the morning or remembering to wear pants when you leave your home. And it’s also as commonplace and basic as those activities. Just like how some people can’t officially claim that their day has started until they have a cup of coffee, some men don’t believe a day actually existed within their time stream until they’ve watched some porn. If a guy hasn’t watched porn since last Thursday, he’s still living in last Thursday. If a world leader is assassinated on Friday and this guy hasn’t watched porn since Thursday, he believes he still has time to prevent the assassination because Thursday hasn’t ended yet and that world leader is still alive.

This, however, has a downside. According to an Italian study, researchers found a link between the porn viewing habits of young men and erectile dysfunction during actual sex. By stimulating the brain with images of hardcore sex acts on a monitor over and over again over many years, starting as teens, researchers found that the mind becomes desensitized to the act of sex, which leads to performance issues when men have a real life naked person in front of them. Another way to think about is through the idea of reward. If you were to eat a piece of cake once a day, every day, eventually cake would be no big deal to you; the sight of cake will no longer excite you. It works the same way with porn. If you watch porn regularly over many years, when it comes time to actually be a participant and not a viewer you can’t get it up because, hey, you’ve seen this clip a bunch of times before and you’ve never been a fan of it.

Another thing that happens is you can create a level of visual stimulation that cannot be replicated in real life with the same affect. Sure, you may have a naked woman in front of you willing to have sex with you, but if she’s not a 34DD and screaming all manner of nasty trash talk during the act, then you’ll get bored and your brain will be telling you to spend more time searching through YouJizz.com to find a better video. But you won’t be able to swap out the person you’re about to have sex with that easily, unless you’re in the midst of an immense clusterf*ck with a diverse group of sexual partners of various races and sexual orientations, and each person specializes in a different field of freaky sex acts. Only in that situation will you be able to quickly and easily move on to the next person without giving it a second thought, because, you know, there are just so many limbs jutting from every direction of this large ball of flesh, sex, and stenches that no one will notice you testing out different partners like you were squeezing fruit at the supermarket to check for ripeness.

The lesson here is to be mindful of the amount of time you put in to watching porn. Instead of everyday, maybe cut it back to once every other day. Or even once a week. Of course, you should exercise extreme caution when using moderation. You don’t want to not watch porn for too long and suddenly discover that you’re trapped in the past. But, if that’s the case, maybe you can prevent an assassination and become a national hero.

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