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DonkeyXote is a faggot that is strangely aroused by chickens, dogs and horses!
You are very deviant DonkeyXote!
Also, that girl is very hot!
Okay…get me a towel. I just blew my load on this one.
Shay Laren
Dear Girl In Picture,
I would like to inject my sperm into your vagina. Please let me know when a good time to do this would be. I’m free this weekend.
TWG
Dear Holy Taco talk backers,
there’s a prize if you find out her name.
commas, question mark, periods and what ever ther hell !%&* these are, who gives a damn. Look a woman, I hear they exsist outside our parents room above the garage or our grandparents basment(or in donkeys case his uncles shed in the back yard) in the outside world. Stop bicthing about grammer and question what wrong the girls wrist or arm not that there is anything wonrg with any part of her.
the perfect woman
You’re free this weekend? You’re an internet guy on holy taco. You’re free RIGHT NOW!
I bet that’s not even a salt water pool. WEAK!
Baldy….and you are…….
I imagine you do prefer the salty liquid dont you?
Something tells me that by the time she reaches 40, she’s gonna step on those limp tities!
Something tells me when you’re 40, you’re going to step on your massive and disgusting man-boobs.
Now finish shaving your bi-sexual father’s back you disgusting excuse for a creature!
Fuck I love the comments! the saucey banter…
Those tits are HUGE!!!!
I wiuld like to pee all over you people. Open your mouth for some peepee!
f.ucking wahhh, i love god, wahhh, im always right
God created everything in 7 days you stupid fuck!
thus monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday *takes a deep breath* saaaturday and suuunday!! one two threee four five six and *takes another deepth breath* s7veeen!fucker!!!!!!!
on the eighth day he created woman and spent all of the ninth masturbating furiously to her
And on the 9th day, God created morons who yell at people who talk about God creating something on the 8th day…
Nah, didn’t you hear? he spent the ninth masturbating. And masturbating for an entire day takes a lot out of you. So it’s more likely that he spent the tenth day resting, and then on the eleventh day he yelled at idiots.
“Bucket Headed Monkey”–never has a name been more appropriate. I absolutely love creationist simpletons like you. You make me feel soooo much better about myself.
This is where Bucket Headed Monkey goes home looking for consolation from his mummy.
“Mummy!! mummy!! the boys in the internet are picking on me as well!! nobody wubs me mummmy!!! waaah waaahhh wahhhhhhh”
And this is were DonkeyXote gets dragged kicking and screaming into the living room were he will proceed to clean out his grandpas bung-hole.
and anyway why would he masturbate over his creation, why not fuck it!
Buckethead, can you name the first day of week? …i bet its not what you thiiiiiink…
unscrew your head and check down your neck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
phaerst!
god damn! my evil twin strikes again
Hubba, hubba, hubba!!!
oh my…. BAM!!! dammit, i am officially stuck to the inside of my boxers….
I already left something stuck all over my drawers, now waiting for it to dry up a little outside so I can leave the office and go home.
It’s almost like THEY’RE on backwards, dumb fuck.
Yes, I’m a member of the grammar police, so surrender with your hands up assclown!
Bucket Headed Monkey Says:
March 10th, 2010 at 12:21 pm
Yes the fat hairy gentlemen at the glory hole are very happy that YOUR first for a shot in the mouth
You have been found in violation of Section 42 Sub-Section D of tha Grammer Code: Incorrect or overuse of the comma.
Way to create a comma splice sentence where no comma’s are needed. ASSCLOWN!!!
pwn
And yes, my incorrect spelling of “the” has created need for an internal review.
commas*
Bahahahahaha
Bucket Headed Monkey, you are one pathetic motherfucker!
What is her name?
your grandmother
Um, it’s “they’re,” not “their.”
I would want her to pee in my mouth. Then make out with her while pee spills from my gullet as well. Good times!
i would like to put my penis into her vagina