I know it’s only the 22nd of January, but I think we may already have a "Headline of the Year" winner. I mean, how do you top "Former French President Chirac Hospitalised After Mauling By His Clinically Depressed Poodle"? To top this, you’d need to have something like "Headless Midget Give AIDS To Headless Dwarf" or "Man Takes Shit On Sasha Obama." But I just don’t see that happening.
I’d die a happy man if I ever saw a “Man Takes Shit On Sasha Obama” headline.
You mean French are people?
Only a French man could get mauled by a poodle.
You mean French person, no such thing as a French man.
LOL .. mauled by a depressed poodle!?! This is crazy shit .. absurd