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It’s Going To Be Hard To Top This Headline

chirac mauled poodle depressed
I know it’s only the 22nd of January, but I think we may already have a "Headline of the Year" winner. I mean, how do you top "Former French President Chirac Hospitalised After Mauling By His Clinically Depressed Poodle"? To top this, you’d need to have something like "Headless Midget Give AIDS To Headless Dwarf" or "Man Takes Shit On Sasha Obama." But I just don’t see that happening.
Big ups to Walshie for sending this in.

5 Responses to "It’s Going To Be Hard To Top This Headline"

  1. Jay T. says:

    Only a French man could get mauled by a poodle.

  2. Edwordrules says:

    You mean French person, no such thing as a French man.

  3. Anonymous says:

    You mean French are people?

  4. LOL .. mauled by a depressed poodle!?! This is crazy shit .. absurd

  5. Travisty says:

    I’d die a happy man if I ever saw a “Man Takes Shit On Sasha Obama” headline.