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I’m a female. I have a high voice. I have reproductive organs inside me and by groceries.
Stuart!!!
…AND don’t know how to spell.
JOHN,WILL YOU MARRY ME, I WILL GIVE MYSELF TO YOU!
2 seconds in “your world time” time huh Clem. Done with your sister, your Mom is next. Hope she’s not as dry as usual. Thanks for letting me have my way for a day with the gals here in your trailer park. Say, you still looking for some day labor? Might have something for you–moving your fat ass off the couch.
BWAHAHAHAHA … was that REALLY meant to be your comeback, or are mommy and daddy looking over your shoulder? LMAO either way. God DAMN, you suck at this. *snicker*
It took all of 2 seconds to see it, fuckstick. Get out of your sister’s asshole and back on your porch now, Cletus. That banjo ain’t gonna play itself.
…and you’ve been studying this because…???? Dick lickin’ pickle pruffer.
He has got what appears to be one fuckin’ HUGE left nipple.
Slap Shot…Nice!
“You better get re-married again, or [your son is] gonna have someone’s cock in his mouth before you can say Jack Robinson”
- The best movie of all times.
Oh stfu, you know you sent this self photo shit to cory.
fag. hadda put that in there
These types of moments are forever engraved in the minds of the children, only to reemerge later in a small tent in the American west.
That little boy in the pic is going to grow up and be so messed up!
Is this one of holy taco’s writers?? It all makes sense now….
No, it’s Kid Rock.
At least four, my son.
Jesus, how many golf balls did he stuff in those briefs?
Positive male role model FAIL…
The man behind has to be the groom, he looks so happy…