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I was afraid nobody would get it. Conclusion: You are nobody, and I am afraid of you.
Holy shit! does that tree have a testicle!?
If I had a tree that shit like that around my house, I would cut it down.
He gets angry when people call his trunk stumpy.
I’ll blow my load all over your car. I mean, you know, if you’re into that. Or whatever. Just sayin’.
Wheres one of those homeless dudes with the squeegee and spray bottle now?
Is that a Bird Poogeot?
This picture was actually taken on Sesame Street…where Big Bird lives…
your load wouldn’t cover a matchbox car. just sayin.
Not that it would have been any funnier, but the whole “where big bird lives” is a bit redundant, don’t you think? Really. We got your stupid joke.
Good play, sir.
that tree blew its load all over the car.
I’m thinking I hate your fucking guts already.
Holy shit. (Pun intended.)
I can’t believe nobody wrote “SHIT HAPPENS” yet.
lmao…good comeback…u got me
Maybe I wanted to fall into your trap. Maybe I’m a lonely loser who types anticipated answers because I’m looking for a response, and bad attention is better than no attention.
thank you for responding to my baited comment u fuckin ball hair analyzer….u fell right into the trap
bird bank they all made a deposit
The birds must have had the same BBQ ribs I had last night. Whoo.
Douchetarded fucktard.
finally firrrrrstttttt….shoppeddddddd
That’s shitty.
See what I did there, that’s called a bad joke.
The plague is coming.
you would need an exorcism and a jackhammer to scrape all that off
btw thats not photoshopped but it isnt bird shit. i stopped parking my car under a certian sort of tree outside my house because this stick stuff and bits fall off onto the car
Don’t worry about your Daewoo, it’s gonna quit soon eventually.
i would shit on french cars too.
But you’re French ya dumb bastard…that’s kinda like shitting on yourself isn’t it?
It’s been proven, even mother nature has something against the french.
good try