If you’re about to have sex with a teenage girl, you may want to go find a Cougar, a MILF, a GILF or possibly even a DILF. According to MSNBC:
Researchers at the federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention found at least one in 4 teenage American girls has a sexually transmitted disease.
Only about half of the girls in the study acknowledged having sex. Some teens define sex as only intercourse, yet other types of intimate behavior including oral sex can spread some diseases.
Teens were tested for four infections: human papillomavirus, or HPV, which can cause cervical cancer and affected 18 percent of girls studied; chlamydia, which affected 4 percent; trichomoniasis, 2.5 percent; and genital herpes, 2 percent.
The real tragedy of these findings are our teenage boys. If the boys aren’t in the same STD bracket as the girls, it must mean they’re having less sex. Which means the girls are getting their diseases from older, more disgusting men. When I was a teenage boy, I would’ve killed my family for a chance at getting an STD. So this begs the question: Who will have unprotected sex with our nation’s teenage boys? Won’t someone please think of the male, STD-less children?