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It’s Official: 25% Of Teenage Girls Are Skanky

If you’re about to have sex with a teenage girl, you may want to go find a Cougar, a MILF, a GILF or possibly even a DILF. According to MSNBC:

Researchers at the federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention found at least one in 4 teenage American girls has a sexually transmitted disease.

Only about half of the girls in the study acknowledged having sex. Some teens define sex as only intercourse, yet other types of intimate behavior including oral sex can spread some diseases.

Teens were tested for four infections: human papillomavirus, or HPV, which can cause cervical cancer and affected 18 percent of girls studied; chlamydia, which affected 4 percent; trichomoniasis, 2.5 percent; and genital herpes, 2 percent.

The real tragedy of these findings are our teenage boys. If the boys aren’t in the same STD bracket as the girls, it must mean they’re having less sex. Which means the girls are getting their diseases from older, more disgusting men. When I was a teenage boy, I would’ve killed my family for a chance at getting an STD. So this begs the question: Who will have unprotected sex with our nation’s teenage boys? Won’t someone please think of the male, STD-less children?

15 Responses to "It’s Official: 25% Of Teenage Girls Are Skanky"

  1. “If the boys aren’t in the same STD bracket as the girls, it must mean they’re having less sex.”

    Um, yeah! Almost all my girl friends report losing their virginity at age 15 or 16. Almost all my guy friends lost theirs at 19 or 22.

    As for me, I was one week shy of my 16th birthday, and I got with a 24 year old scuzzbucket.

  2. M says:

    Black girls are much more likely to have STD’s then white girls. The picture at the top of the article should have shown some black girls too.

    “Nearly half the black teens in the study had at least one sexually transmitted infection, versus 20 percent among both whites and Mexican-American teens”

  3. Reality says:

    Most research is done on Whites. The majority of the infected are White teenage girls. This may be the answer why so many White adult women are unable to properly conceive children.

  4. Livii && Jennie says:

    we love da comment aba 25% of gurls bein skanky dat beven made r teacher piss imself lol …
    woop we love sex hahaha ojoj :D sex….apprently its gurd 4 yooh??

  5. mindy cook says:

    well mindy cook is the biggest skank in the country that’s probably why we’re having all these problems.

  6. Chimichanga-hunter says:

    First, young ladies, its not a comment. Its the title of the article.

    Secondly, wanna have sex?

  7. Jenrathy says:

    What’s the D in “DILF” stand for ? Dad, Daughter (or dead ? ).

  8. cory says:

    It stands for “Dad”. DILF! DILF! DILF! DILF! DILF!

  9. quarrygirl says:

    HT, why picture those 3 girls? they are all well into their 20s! at least show jamie lynne or something…

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  11. Anonymous says:

    Who will have unprotected sex with our nation’s teenage boys?

    “Ooh, ooh, ooh over here”
    - The Catholic Church

  12. Shotta says:

    That church ref made me snort coffee outa my nose, very funny!

  13. jim says:

    “Who will have unprotected sex with our nation’s teenage boys?”

    the teachers duh!

  14. John says:

    Wow, a car full of the three most trashy women in hollywood.


  15. Another Bloke says:

    Now I know the reason why teenage high school boys are banging the teachers because there’s a high probability they’re not infected.