Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are now under fire from PETA.
In a new ad campaign to be unveiled today at the Olsens’ Walk of Fame star on Hollywood Boulevard, PETA blasts the 21-year-old star sibs – whom they dub the “Trollsen Twins” – for wearing fur.”
Wait wait wait. The Olsen twins have a star on the walk of fame?! If they get a star then I DEMAND that the shit I took in college that looked just like Cobra Commander, get a star as well. I guarantee it entertained more people until it sadly had to be flushed.
To coincide with the ad, PETA has also launched a new web site devoted to “Hairy-Kate” and “Trashley.”
That’s a writers meeting I’d like to sit in on. “Berry Kate…Maybe Scary Kate…..wait, guys, holy crap, I got it. Hairy-Kate!” “That’s why you’re the head of this non-profit animal protection agency, Steve. Well done.”
What else does the campaign feature?
It features, among other things, a mash-up video called “Full House of Horrors,” in which footage from the twins’ former hit TV show is interspersed with – you guessed it – scenes of animals being killed for fur.
Why the hell didn’t Full House producers think of that? The Tanners run out of bacon for breakfast so Uncle Jesse Slaughters a pig? That would have killed during sweeps.