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It’s Raining Golf Balls, Which Is Better Than Men

Two reasons I posted this:

1)Because I saw that it was a news report about a guy who was upset about golf balls ending up in his yard and I had to know whether or not the local news report was going to say the guy was “teed off.” God I love local news.

2)I love how they think it’s some kind of mysterious phenomenon. The guy lives on a giant amount of land, and any time you live on a giant amount of land, if someone who lives near you has a golf club, there’s a good chance there’s going to be a shitpile of golf balls on your land. I was half way expecting them to show an artists rendition of some sort of monster that is responsible for this madness. God I love local news.

3 Responses to "It’s Raining Golf Balls, Which Is Better Than Men"

  1. AlcoLOL says:

    Well, at least they aren’t covering the balls that continuously (but not mysteriously) land in Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton anymore.

  2. Anonymous says:

    I can see it now… Caddyshack III. Bill Murry can play the father who speaks with a speech impediment and tries to find out who is hitting golf balls into his yard. C-4 will be involved as well as an appearance by a certain gopher who will dance to the song “I’m alright” and warm the audience’s hearts.

  3. longcat says:

    oh the hilarity of the perfectly timed golf puns!
    God i love local news.