J-Love Hewitt to Playboy: I Have Self Esteem Left

posted 12/19/2007
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people.com reports

Jennifer Love Hewitt is comfortable in her skin but she doesn’t want to bare all in Playboy. Her rep tells usmagazine.com, “there was an offer, but she declined.”

Wow. There must be some kind of alarm that goes off at Playboy when a celebrity’s self esteem falls to a certain point. A bell rings loudly then a group of men in black suits and Ray Bans slide down poles into a garage filled with black suburbans. Everybody’s got wireless head sets and uses code names like “Agent SaggyBoobs.”

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6 Responses to "J-Love Hewitt to Playboy: I Have Self Esteem Left"

quarrygirl says:

December 19, 2007 at 3:07 am

jennifer love chewitt! http://current.com/items/88435561_tough_love
FILMAC says:

December 19, 2007 at 4:39 pm

“looks alright to me” “size 2 is not fat” LOL!
tanya says:

December 19, 2007 at 5:10 pm

i think she wants people to look at her boobs and nipples and note that one is about 1/2 inch smaller…
James says:

January 19, 2008 at 8:47 pm

those are good.
Brad says:

August 24, 2008 at 1:14 pm

AHHHH, AHHHHH……SQUIRT…………SQUIRT…………DRIBBLE,,,,,,,DRIP…….
aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!,
agent Floppy McFloppies says:

February 23, 2009 at 6:19 am

i’d have to state the news of post-career self esteem is a threat to national security! Ms. Love… Remove your top immediately or we will take action!!!

J-Love Hewitt to Playboy: I Have Self Esteem Left

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