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Jake Gyllenhaal On Steroids? You Be The Judge

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There’s a dude in my office who sits next to me who drinks protein shakes three times a day in an attempt to get buff.  I think Jake Gyllenhaal ate that dude.  This picture is taken from the set of “Prince of Persia,” which I’m guessing from the looks of this photo, is about a whiny hipster who decides he’s going to become a homosexual icon.

I don’t know if Gyllenhaal is taking steroids or not, but let’s do a little case study.  Here’s Barry Bonds both pre and post steroids:

Now here’s Gyllenhaal a year ago:

and now:

20 Responses to "Jake Gyllenhaal On Steroids? You Be The Judge"

  1. Tennis Mom says:

    Mr. Glynehaal says he got the huge biceps through learning Parkour.

    It is important that actors come clean about drug use, including HGH. If they are using the drug, young people will emulate them to obtain that same body. And parents need to protect their children from being influenced to use drugs.

  2. Mike says:

    Seth—-Persians ARE white people. They aren’t Arabs. They are more caucasian than anything else. Let me rephrase—-there are white Persians.

  3. The Shizz says:

    Funniest photoshop this week…

  4. Hot says:

    Good site, admin.

  5. Wakeman says:

    Obviously he can’t be taking steroids, it’s not hard to buff your body up if you have a personal trainer to help and lots of money for a role which obviously encourages you to work hard. I look forward to the prince of Persia movie, even if I think he is completely mis-cast. He is too much of a good actor to be doing video game movies.

  6. Hot says:

    Good site, admin.

  7. Anonymous says:

    Do you have to deal with a lot of side-effects? buy steroids and everything it will be worse and worse

  8. Anonymous says:

    but aren’t Ryan Gosling and Jake Gyllenhaal the same person? buy steroids

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  11. Anonymous says:

    guess he is trying to keep up that Brokeback fanbase…I think I just threw up in my mouth…buy online steroids

  12. Wow…he just looks f’ing creepy…lots of steroids…I guess he is trying to keep up that Brokeback fanbase…I think I just threw up in my mouth…

  13. Tickaz says:

    DUDE he looks like a unit in that top photo

  14. L says:

    The Gyllenhaals just can’t get a break. Why must everyone hate them so?

    Also, this is completely unrelated, but aren’t Ryan Gosling and Jake Gyllenhaal the same person? It is time to end the charade.

  15. andrew says:

    i’d fuck that second pic of jake

    or would it fuck me?

  16. Pratik says:

    1. Good lord he blew up. Went from scrawny gay cowboy to the Incredible Hulk.
    2. That chick’s probably thinking “I hope the roids haven’t powerslammed his testicles into dust yet.”
    3. Sweet! Prince of Persia movie!

  17. Seth says:

    who cares if this douche bag takes steroids. also how the hell is this white guy gona play prince of persia? you figure the prince of persia would be persian.

  18. Anonymous says:

    3-4 months with a personal trainer will get you looking like that without any steroids

  19. Robert P. says:

    Give me $8 million guarantee and a year and I’d look like that as well. If you look closely, he really hasn’t gotten THAT much bigger, just ripped.

  20. Robert G. says:

    yeah, he does not look like he bulked up to much, but he did clearly put on muscle, and drop body fat. if you look at the pic from a year ago, he had no definition, now he is pretty ripped.