If you’re scoring at home on your white trash checklist for Jamie Lynn Spears, go ahead and cross off “getting engaged at 16.” Usmagazine.com reports:
Jamie Lynn Spears and boyfriend Casey Aldridge out and about in Kentwood, Louisiana on February 10, 2008.
INFphoto.comPregnant 16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears and boyfriend Casey Aldridge are engaged, his cousin, Tina Robinson, confirms to Usmagazine.com.
“He proposed a few days ago, and she accepted,” Robinson tells Us.
I wonder if Spears family has a weekly meeting where the mom stands in front of a white board and the following occurs:
MOM SPEARS: Okay, what are we doing this week to make us more white trash?
BRITNEY: Well, I was thinking of leaving my house wearing a see-through top and no bra and just walking aimlessly down the street.
MOM SPEARS: Good, good. Jamie Lynn?
JAMIE LYNN: (Thinking) Slaughter a pig in the middle of the promenade mall?
MOM SPEARS: Hmmm, no, we don’t want them PETA folk on us.
DAD SPEARS: How about she announces she’s gettin’ engaged even though she’s only 16, and then I’ll announce I’m gonna buy her a car with my Marlboro points.
MOM SPEARS: I like it. Cept you already used your Marlboro points on that kayak we used for firewood.
Anyway, here’s a photoshop rendering of what Jamie Lynn will look like in three years. Check it after the jump:
I’d hit it haha
Hahahahaha! Fuckin’ Marlboro points!!!! Priceless. All I got was a shitty windbreaker.
isn’t there something illegal about a 19 year old knocking up a 16 year old?
Not in the south bro, anything goes!
http://www.bannedinhollywood.com
if you are rich, anything goes as well!