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Jamie Lynn’s Baby Is Waaaasted Bro

I’ve been really drunk before.  Once I was so drunk that I got into a fight with, and knocked out by, a statue of the guy who founded the college I went to.  But even as drunk as I was then, I still didn’t look as f*&king WASTED as Jamie Lynn Spears’s baby does in this picture.  Holy shit.  Out of the hundred photos that I’m sure they took for this, this one was the best they could find?  Did the rest of the photos have the baby doing heroin and offering to give oral for crack?  I feel like I saw that face every time I walked into a college party at 4 a.m., except it looked something like this:

Editor’s noteI considered matching the skin color of the body with the baby’s face, but this made me laugh way more.  Sometimes shitty photoshops are better than just sorta okay photoshops.  (Notice I didn’t say great photoshops, since I’ve yet to do one.)

20 Responses to "Jamie Lynn’s Baby Is Waaaasted Bro"

  1. Scott says:

    I know what the Dad in the back is saying through his fake ass smile: “Damn I should of used a condom”

  2. Keeblerkahn says:

    Man, that kid need to lay off the Cuervo.

  3. Chris says:

    WHAT A LOT OF SAD UGLY PEOPLE YOU ARE COMMENTING ON A NEW BORN BABY, WHEN YOU ALL ACTUALLY GROW UP… YOU WILL KNOW THAT IS HOW NEW BORNS ACTUALLY LOOK. THEY ARE PROUD PARENTS AND YOU ARE ALL VERY VERY SAD EXCUSES FOR HUMANS. GO AND LIVE ON ANOTHER PLANET!

  4. vagibond says:

    lol awesome article. That baby looks ham-boooned. ahaha

  5. vagiboned says:

    Calm down Chris. If I could go live on another plant I would, but with all the lacks of oxygen and everything else needed to live, id end up looking like Jamie Lynn’s baby. I’ll pass on that. lol

  6. illegal? says:

    isnt jamie under 18 or something?

  7. turd burglar says:

    lolz @ vagiboned!

  8. Lauren says:

    Yeah the baby is cute to me. Come on you expect new borns to be supermodels? And yes, Jamie Lynn is 16 or 17…I’m 14 and I can’t even imagine having a baby. I’m a proud virgin. Sex is meant to be for when you are married. Jamie Lynn should have realized that but I guess she does now.

  9. death says:

    My comment was for lauren by the way. But i think is kind of obvious

  10. death says:

    to remain a virgin till marriage is a personal choice who are you to say what it is and what it isnt so shut up and keep your moral judgements to yourself and aply it to your life. And im willing to bet you wont last virgin till marriage

  11. Anonymous says:

    Haha, Lauren’s a virgin

  12. L says:

    The way she is BARELY holding on to the baby instead of cuddling it like a normal mother is such powerful body language. MADDIE, YOU ARE NOT WANTED HERE.

    Also, the photog sucks for not being able to get the baby to smile. Maybe it really is mentally damaged, then we’ll all feel bad.

  13. Rock Handsome says:

    It’s just sad the magazine spent all that time airbrushing the milk off JL’s tits and didn’t do a damn thing about ugly that is smeared all over that poor child’s face.

  14. Jinnybones says:

    I just don’t understand the cruelty of some people…I mean seriously, it’s a fucking BABY for crying out loud!!! Sheesh!

  15. Eli says:

    FAS! Fetal alcohol syndrome, for you people who don’t know. Find a kid with FAS and you found yourself one ugly ass motherfucker.

    If you EVER see anyone abnormally ugly, promptly yell ‘FAS!’.

  16. Dom says:

    Your photoshop looks better than the photoshop the magazine did to put that douche in the picture. The magazine shoot looks like they aren’t even there. Like they green screened it.

  17. Bosco says:

    I wonder if she is ready to make another one….

  18. Pratik says:

    Anyone else recall the fact that she is fucking 16, and yet this whole thing about her having a kid is being glorified? Wasn’t there this whole thing about teen pregnancy out recently that it’s a BAD thing?

    Now you’re gonna get a bunch of dumbfuck middle and high school chicks wanting to have a baby so they can be “just like Britney’s sister.”

  19. Mr. Balls says:

    Look at that dude’s face, that is the fakest smile I have seen in a long time. That dude didn’t want to be there.

  20. chelsea says:

    dom- i am glad i am not the only one who noticed that this photo looks completely photo shopped together… it is beyond sad that this pregnancy is being glorified so much….last time i checked Jamie Lynn is/was the star of a show called Zoey 101 on nickelodeon- what kind of message does this send to her fans?? oh yeah- the go out and get pregnant message… sweeeeeet.