I've worked a lot of desk jobs over the past few years, and I have always felt a sense of superiority over people who had to stand at their jobs all day (I call them "standers"), because my legs are constantly well-rested and hungry for work, and that means that they could save my life some day.
For example, let's say that one day find myself being chased by a flesh-eating monster. If I'm running next to someone who has been standing at their job all day, their legs will be too weak to keep up with me. Therefore, they'll fall behind, the monster will eat them, and I'll be saved, thanks to my well-rested legs. It makes sense, right?
Needless to say, I was pretty upset when I saw the video below, which features a new Japanese invention: Robotic Legs. The Robotic Legs take on some of the user's body weight, thereby relieving them of the stresses associated with standing for long periods of time. In short, the Japanese have just ensured that I will be eaten by a flesh-eating monster. Thanks a lot, the Japanese. Thanks a lot.
True. But what if it was like, right after work. IMMEDIATELY after work. That's probably the time that a flesh-eating monster would choose to attack (rush hour), and I really think the standing guy would be weaker. There's only one way to find out though...
Well you're not very welcome and probably shouldn't have shared that embarrassing comment with the world. It's pretty obvious that, if you lasted 30 minutes your first time having sex, you had no clue whatsoever what you were doing and that the chick was probably equally as terrible and ugly.
The ONLY way I would even come close to believing your comment is if the first time you had sex was yesterday and that you are 35 years old and have watched so much porn that you are desensitized to anything of a sexual nature.
So in conclusion, the comment you are quoting is valid.
Although I like how you think.. The person who stands all day at work would be able to outrun the flesh eating monster.. due to the muscles being stronger , there for having more stamina.. kind of like the guy who never gets laid.. the guy who never gets laid.. will bust much quicker than the guy who gets laid all the time..
Ok, while this device might help the legs and knees - is it just me, or could their be potential reproductive dangers? Anyone wearing this device is in effect sitting on a bicycle seat all day. The dangers for men sitting on a cycling seat have been well documented. That...and it just looks downright weird.
All these brains and technology working in the wrong direction.
Where's the machine that will jerk me off, and then clean up after, while I'm playing Call of Duty 4 for 5 hours straight? Those are 2 very important things that must be done, yet can't be done at the same time. Usually I do it when I'm on a level that I don't like, I'll just Alt+tab to firefox, click on some porn, beat it, clean up, and then Alt+tab back to Call of Duty 4. Hopefully by that time the round will be over and I'll be able to continue my gaming on a new battlefield. The only downside to this is that I never get any practice on those bad levels and I never get any good at them, thus continuing the cycle of those levels being bad (or me just sucking at them).
I follow the philosophy that we are all pretty much the same (except the Jews), and that if I am having this problem there must be a plethora of other people out there with my same dilemma. I don't know of anyone complaining about standing at work, I mean, they are getting paid to do it right? No one's paying any of us to play video games and jerk off all day, the least they could do is make our lives a little easier.
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November 11th, 2008 at 05:58 pm
November 11th, 2008 at 10:27 pm
"the guy who never gets laid.. will bust much quicker than the guy who gets laid all the time.."
I lasted 30 minutes my first fuck, thank you very much.
November 11th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
"There's only one way to find out though..."
We hire Rosie O'Donnell to attack the workers?
November 14th, 2008 at 09:49 am
Well you're not very welcome and probably shouldn't have shared that embarrassing comment with the world. It's pretty obvious that, if you lasted 30 minutes your first time having sex, you had no clue whatsoever what you were doing and that the chick was probably equally as terrible and ugly.
The ONLY way I would even come close to believing your comment is if the first time you had sex was yesterday and that you are 35 years old and have watched so much porn that you are desensitized to anything of a sexual nature.
So in conclusion, the comment you are quoting is valid.
May 24th, 2009 at 12:06 pm
You are either:
a) a virgin.
b) not a virgin, but can only last 2 minutes in the sack.
otherwise, why are you getting so defensive about this other fool's comment?
November 11th, 2008 at 05:39 pm
Although I like how you think.. The person who stands all day at work would be able to outrun the flesh eating monster.. due to the muscles being stronger , there for having more stamina.. kind of like the guy who never gets laid.. the guy who never gets laid.. will bust much quicker than the guy who gets laid all the time..
November 12th, 2008 at 01:15 am
Ok, while this device might help the legs and knees - is it just me, or could their be potential reproductive dangers? Anyone wearing this device is in effect sitting on a bicycle seat all day. The dangers for men sitting on a cycling seat have been well documented. That...and it just looks downright weird.
November 12th, 2008 at 07:38 am
All these brains and technology working in the wrong direction.
Where's the machine that will jerk me off, and then clean up after, while I'm playing Call of Duty 4 for 5 hours straight? Those are 2 very important things that must be done, yet can't be done at the same time. Usually I do it when I'm on a level that I don't like, I'll just Alt+tab to firefox, click on some porn, beat it, clean up, and then Alt+tab back to Call of Duty 4. Hopefully by that time the round will be over and I'll be able to continue my gaming on a new battlefield. The only downside to this is that I never get any practice on those bad levels and I never get any good at them, thus continuing the cycle of those levels being bad (or me just sucking at them).
I follow the philosophy that we are all pretty much the same (except the Jews), and that if I am having this problem there must be a plethora of other people out there with my same dilemma. I don't know of anyone complaining about standing at work, I mean, they are getting paid to do it right? No one's paying any of us to play video games and jerk off all day, the least they could do is make our lives a little easier.
May 24th, 2009 at 02:49 pm
If you don't use your legs all day won't they just be well rested WEAK legs?
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