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Chinese Restaurant Lets You Know If You’re A Prostitute

posted 06/17/2008
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There are a lot of times when I just want to get something to eat, but before I order a hamburger I often ask myself, “Am I a prostitute?” Well, thankfully this Chinese restaurant has provided a helpful security staff to answer my question. Why can’t my local Applebee’s take a page out of China’s book and kindly tell me if I will have sex with strangers for money?

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10 Responses to "Chinese Restaurant Lets You Know If You’re A Prostitute"

  1. </a></cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/japanese-restaurant-lets-you-know-if-youre-a-prostitute/#comment-35512">May 13, 2009 at 9:58 am</a></div> <p>I love this site! great site and great webmaster. Thank you bye.<br /> I am from Brazil and learning to write in English, give please true I wrote the following sentence: “Avtovaz introduced the lada revolution at the paris motor show.Frankfurt, germany the european central bank said that european countries russia bails out avtovaz.”</p> <p>THX <img src='http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' /> , Ciceron.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-11583"> <div id="comment-11583" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Keeblerkahn</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/japanese-restaurant-lets-you-know-if-youre-a-prostitute/#comment-11583">June 17, 2008 at 1:35 pm</a></div> <p>God bless those wacky little Japanese.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-11584"> <div id="comment-11584" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">luffy</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/japanese-restaurant-lets-you-know-if-youre-a-prostitute/#comment-11584">June 17, 2008 at 3:23 pm</a></div> <p>thank god, id like to be a security guard there, hot chick comes up am i a prostitute?<br /> well lets find out <img src='http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-11585"> <div id="comment-11585" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">bobby</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/japanese-restaurant-lets-you-know-if-youre-a-prostitute/#comment-11585">June 17, 2008 at 3:34 pm</a></div> <p>That’s not Japan. It’s in China. Look at the language on the sign!!!</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-11586"> <div id="comment-11586" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Quarketry</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/japanese-restaurant-lets-you-know-if-youre-a-prostitute/#comment-11586">June 17, 2008 at 4:14 pm</a></div> <p>Splitting hairs, but bobby is right – it’s China. Shanghai to be exact, where I lived for a year. Zapata’s was a huge expat hangout, especially on Wednesday nights. And in Shanghai, wherever the expats are, you can bet there are gonna be prostitutes. Ah, memories …</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-11587"> <div id="comment-11587" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">cory</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/japanese-restaurant-lets-you-know-if-youre-a-prostitute/#comment-11587">June 17, 2008 at 4:18 pm</a></div> <p>Thanks Bobby and Quarketry. I made the change. I know Chinese and Japanese about as well as I know English.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-11588"> <div id="comment-11588" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Andrew</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/japanese-restaurant-lets-you-know-if-youre-a-prostitute/#comment-11588">June 17, 2008 at 5:02 pm</a></div> <p>Actually, Cory, it still says Japanese. It is pretty clearly Chinese, although strange that there is a restaurant in China (that is Chinese) called Zapatas.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-11589"> <div id="comment-11589" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">iballs</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/japanese-restaurant-lets-you-know-if-youre-a-prostitute/#comment-11589">June 17, 2008 at 5:32 pm</a></div> <p>everyone who has commented or more importantly the author of this article needs to lick my bonch. you are all a bunch of bloody mindless cocksuckers.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-11590"> <div id="comment-11590" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Anil Dikshit</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/japanese-restaurant-lets-you-know-if-youre-a-prostitute/#comment-11590">June 17, 2008 at 6:00 pm</a></div> <p>What’s a bonch?</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-11591"> <div id="comment-11591" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Anonymous</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/japanese-restaurant-lets-you-know-if-youre-a-prostitute/#comment-11591">June 18, 2008 at 6:05 pm</a></div> <p>its a mexican restaurant</p> </div> </li> </ol> </div> </div> <div id="column-right"> <div class="block"> <div id="re_ad_300x250"> <!-- BEGIN 300x250 ad tag --> <script type="text/javascript">document.write('<script language="JavaScript" 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