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Japanese Zookeepers Have Trouble Spotting Polar Bear Penis

 
When my brother was 27, he was living at home and had a job as a dishwasher at a restaurant.  My dad set him up on a blind date, so my brother went.  When my brother came home we asked him how the date went and he was like "She’s a 29 year old neuro surgeon who used to be Miss Oklahoma.  I wash dishes at a TGI Fridays and was wearing the only clean shirt I had, which had a picture of Bart Simpson farting on it that said "Cowabunghole."  Needless to say, there was no love connection.  Apparently Japanese zookeepers are shittier matchmakers than my dad.  Breitbart reports:
Japanese zookeepers have wondered for a while why two polar bears that they had hoped would mate have shown little interest in each other.  The answer came this month when the zoo discovered both the bears were female.

I wonder if the head zookeeper went up to two junior zookeepers and was like "Okay, I need you to check and see if one of these Polar bears is a boy.  I’m going to leave the room for several minutes, for absolutely no reason, and when I come back, I expect an answer."  Then one of them walks up to one of the Polar bears, and it growls at him and he turns to the other guy and goes "that one is probably the dude, let’s get the f$#k out of here."

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2 Responses to "Japanese Zookeepers Have Trouble Spotting Polar Bear Penis"

  1. alcoLOLic says:

    yeah, the japanese never really get into girl on girl … if it was 50 male polar bears jizzing on one polar bear chick, they would not have been dissapointed… that’s just the japanese for you.


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